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Hidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New Jersey
Hidetaka Miyazaki revealed that all the swamp levels in every FromSoftware game are based on different cities in New Jersey.
hard-drive.net
Best satire I’ve seen from this site so far.
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“You know, in the original Japanese translation for Dark Souls, Blighttown is actually called Trenton, New Jersey,” Miyazaki explained. “I wanted the player to know that they were entering a shitty, annoying, disgusting place and I felt that name would clearly communicate that.”
“What’s funny is that one of our QA people guessed it before we even had programmed a title to come up,” Miyazaki continued. “They said, ‘This place sucks in a very specific way that I’ve only experienced while being in New Jersey. That feeling like you’re getting a staph infection just by being there.’ We were very proud of this moment.”
More please. Also apologies to anyone from NJ in advance.
Nah. Having spent the first 24 years of my life in Trenton, New Jersey, and a number of the little townships it's coughed up over the years, I can confirm all of this.
That would explain the sunken casino in Farron keepHidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New Jersey
Hidetaka Miyazaki revealed that all the swamp levels in every FromSoftware game are based on different cities in New Jersey.hard-drive.net
Best satire I’ve seen from this site so far.
Excerpt-
“You know, in the original Japanese translation for Dark Souls, Blighttown is actually called Trenton, New Jersey,” Miyazaki explained. “I wanted the player to know that they were entering a shitty, annoying, disgusting place and I felt that name would clearly communicate that.”
“What’s funny is that one of our QA people guessed it before we even had programmed a title to come up,” Miyazaki continued. “They said, ‘This place sucks in a very specific way that I’ve only experienced while being in New Jersey. That feeling like you’re getting a staph infection just by being there.’ We were very proud of this moment.”
More please. Also apologies to anyone from NJ in advance.
There's video, which I obviously can't post. You'll just have to find that yourself.
Dunno if this goes in the jokes thread or the sexism thread: