If you could smell like anything in the world, what would it be?

[Drathnoxis]

You open an ancient bottle of Pepsi and an evil genie comes out and tells you they are going to change your personal odour to anything you want it to be. This is a permanent change and will functionally be your new BO. What do you choose?

 

[Baffle]

Either cherry bakewell or machine grease.

 

[Chimpzy]

I want to smell like outer space. Failing that, freshly cooked curried bacon.

 

[Casual Shinji]

 

[Kyrian007]

I want to smell like iocaine powder.

Save a fortune on hygiene products and insect repellant.

 

[Xprimentyl]

C. O. Bigelow's Elixir Blue. It's been my go-to scent for years; would be great if I never had to pay for it again.

 

[gorfias]

There's a choice other than Chocolate? Everyone around me would think they're in love. That would have to be good for me.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Could I choose no scent at all? Then I could not be followed by tracker dogs or werewolves.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Ozone.

No explanations will be forthcoming.

 

[Drathnoxis]

Could I choose no scent at all? Then I could not be followed by tracker dogs or werewolves.

You can, but the scentlessness that permeates from your body is so strong it masks all other odours around you and you'll never smell anything except in a strong wind.

 

[Drathnoxis]

Also, to everyone that picked food, aren't you worried that someone might try to take a bite out of you?

 

[Catfood220]

I would like to smell like rain after a spring shower. Or maybe new car smell.

 

[Hawki]

I guess like a rose, but really, anything would smell as sweet.

 

[Agema]

Fresh, green countryside. (But not the manure smell that can pervade much agricultural land).

 

[Piscian]

hazelnut coffee

 

[Elvis Starburst]

I would like to smell like rain after a spring shower

Damn, that's a good one...
Uuuuhhhhhhh... Probably just a really nice fruity shampoo/soap smell, like a strawberry kiwi or watermelon scent

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I want to smell like success.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Fresh, green countryside. (But not the manure smell that can pervade much agricultural land).

Honestly, I like that smell, and silage. But I wouldn't want to smell of it.

Maybe freshly cut grass. Sea air. something like that.

 

[Agema]

Maybe freshly cut grass. Sea air. something like that.

I'm not so fond of that briny element about sea air, although I appreciate other people like it.

 

[Specter Von Baren]

Fresh book smell.