The M&Ms have been disbanded

[tippy2k2]

The "Up yours libs, we don't throw fits like you SNOWFLAKES do all the time!!! FACTS AND LOGIC!!!!!!! We don't cancel things we don't like, we just moved on with our life" crowd has a normal one and got a bunch of mascots cancelled.

They didn't make the chocolate candy hot enough for Tucker Carlson to dream about when he's playing with Tucker Jr. This could have been avoided if you made the M&Ms sluttier smh

 

[XsjadoBlaydette]

 

[Chimpzy]

 

[Worgen]

 

[CM156]

First the beloved Snickers dick vein and now this.

 

[Piscian]

 

[Elvis Starburst]

I... I'm sorry, what's going on?

 

[tippy2k2]

So evidently people are under the thinking that it's basically one giant shitpost by Mars (which now that I actually look up who Maya Rudolph is, that sounds like the most likely scenario).

So well done Mars. Well done

 

[Silvanus]

We're not a very serious species, are we?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

The toe sucklers can't keep getting away with this! They need to be kink shamed!

 

[Dalisclock]

I... I'm sorry, what's going on?

This apparently is in response to Tucker "Tucky Bucky" Carlson getting big mad that the M&Ms not being sexy enough for him anymore and now he can't get his pee pee hard or something. DeviantArt doesn't exist in the Fox News sphere I guess.

I'm not sure if that's the accurate take but I'm pretty sure the accurate take is even dumber than that.

 

[Dalisclock]

We're not a very serious species, are we?

Never have been.

 

[Baffle]

We're not a very serious species, are we?

Put one of the others in charge, we've had our go.

 

[Silvanus]

Put one of the others in charge, we've had our go.

I vote crabs. The crab-like morphology evolved at least five times independently. That tells me nature is trying to send us a message.

 

[BrawlMan]

Never have been.

They only poo poo farted for the good of humanity!

 

[Chimpzy]

Put one of the others in charge, we've had our go.

I vote llamas. I mean, how could you argue with this?

Majestic

 

[Buyetyen]

I vote crabs. The crab-like morphology evolved at least five times independently. That tells me nature is trying to send us a message.

Beetles outnumber everything else. Why not let them have a go at it. I can't see ladybugs and fireflies in charge being any more destructive than your average demagogue.

 

[SilentPony]

Because Tucker Carlson is horny for the green one, but was disgusted to learn she's brown on the inside:

How Did Finding M&Ms Sexy Lead to an All-Out Culture War?

Maya Rudolph will be taking over for the “spokescandies” who once represented M&M’s. Why? Because a certain Fox News blowhard couldn’t handle the sight of an M&M in sneakers.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Baffle]

I can't see ladybugs and fireflies in charge being any more destructive than your average demagogue.

Tell that to the aphids!

 

[davidmc1158]

I vote crabs. The crab-like morphology evolved at least five times independently. That tells me nature is trying to send us a message.

I vote for the ants. They're organized, already have nation-sized super colonies and have already staged a successful military invasion of several continents (fire ants).

I, for one, welcome our inevitable insectoid overlords.