Chinese “Weather Balloon” Enters US Air Space

[Silvanus]

You know actually doing that would probably do wonders for human cooperation.

Alright, Ozymandias.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

We're gonna murder the shit out of the first aliens that show up, huh

If we were completely honest, our first interstellar exploration ships would be named the UES We're Coming to Blow You Up and the UES We're Coming to Take Your Stuff.

 

[Asita]

If we were completely honest, our first interstellar exploration ships would be named the UES We're Coming to Blow You Up and the UES We're Coming to Take Your Stuff.

Please. That's absurd.

Obviously they'd use the names "UES Endbringer" and "UES Exploiter". Same meaning, but they roll off the tongue a lot better.

 

[Baffle]

You know actually doing that would probably do wonders for human cooperation.

I dunno man, a pandemic didn't.

 

[Ag3ma]

If we were completely honest, our first interstellar exploration ships would be named the UES We're Coming to Blow You Up and the UES We're Coming to Take Your Stuff.

No, those would be the second ships we sent.

The first would be just a survey to see whether there was anything ripe for subjugation and exploitation with a relatively innocuous name like "UES Magellan."

 

[Absent]

and the UES We're Coming to Take Your Stuff.

(if you're lucky)

 

[Dalisclock]

We're gonna murder the shit out of the first aliens that show up, huh

*Terra Invicta has entered the chat*

 

[Dalisclock]

We're up to 3 now.

Trust no one. Anyone you know could be a Balloon in disguise. Your friends, your family, even your SO.

 

[Absent]

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

We're up to 3 now.

Trust no one. Anyone you know could be a Balloon in disguise. Your friends, your family, even your SO.

"Honey, you've been looking rather bulbous and buoyant lately. Are you okay?"

"HA HA I AM FINE. CONTINUE ABOUT YOUR NORMAL AMERICAN ACTIVITIES."

 

[TheMysteriousGX]

We're up to 3 now.

Trust no one. Anyone you know could be a Balloon in disguise. Your friends, your family, even your SO.

Hey, we need to justify the F-22 somehow

 

[Ag3ma]

Trust no one. Anyone you know could be a Balloon in disguise. Your friends, your family, even your SO.

Maybe even yourself: your phone, busy sending all your details to Beijing, or the microchips in your body injected with the covid vaccine.

 

[Absent]

"Honey, you've been looking rather bulbous and buoyant lately. Are you okay?"

"HA HA I AM FINE. CONTINUE ABOUT YOUR NORMAL AMERICAN ACTIVITIES."

 

[Chimpzy]

"Honey, you've been looking rather bulbous and buoyant lately. Are you okay?"

"HA HA I AM FINE. CONTINUE ABOUT YOUR NORMAL AMERICAN ACTIVITIES."

If only Roddy Piper were still around.

 

[Silvanus]

Three in a row in less than a week accidentally blowing 7,000 miles in the same direction! Amazing coincidence!

 

[Absent]

Three in a row in less than a week accidentally blowing 7,000 miles in the same direction! Amazing coincidence!

"Andrei... You've lost another submarine ?"

 

[BrawlMan]

If only Roddy Piper were still around.

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[Absent]

4th.

 

[Dalisclock]

Maybe even yourself: your phone, busy sending all your details to Beijing, or the microchips in your body injected with the covid vaccine.

That's why I google "Winnie the Pooh" an average of once a day, just to annoy Chairman Xi.

Someday that joke will stop being funny, but that day is not today.

 

[Gergar12]

I swear if we get invaded by aliens because we killed one of them.