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Jesus, that is an offensively stupid design, both visually and to Samus as a character. Nintendo has been sexualizing Samus for a while now and I'm really not a fan. Her waist is the size of my bicep, her breasts are way bigger than they used to be (and breasts don't look like that unless she's...

I only shot the guy with the scalpel.

Desk Mario, nice. But you're right, comments are typically pointless.

No offense, but I think a lot of you guys are going too much in the blood and guts direction. A game doesn't have to be gory in order to be "Mature". So here's my idea for a sort of stealth /survival-horror in the same vein as Outlast; but not as gory. You play as a nameless little girl on a...

I think that if your "Thank god for me" was mostly or entirely inaudible (you know, because you'd just dropped the mic), it would have been funnier. Great episode though, thanks Jim.

Bioshock Infinite- Best story in a shooter? God of War: Ascension- Superior to the original trilogy. Dishonored- Sandbox gameplay at it's finest. Thomas Was Alone- Most affecting 2D platformer ever.

This may be my favorite Big Picture yet. At the very least it's extremely thoughtful. Thanks Bob.

Yeah, these guys missed April 1st by quite a bit. However let's, for a moment, entertain the possibility of this being a real thing. If so, I do have a sincere question. If I were to use this machine and see my future, would I see something that will happen regardless of what I might do to...

This review contains no spoilers. I finished God of War: Ascension yesterday and I love it. This review will mainly be for the single player portion of the game. I did play the multiplayer mode, I just don't really have any thoughts except to say that I enjoyed it and that I appreciate...

I would highly recommend a Vita. Unlike most of the people on this thread however, I'm not a big fan of JRPGs. My favorite Vita games are Uncharted: Golden Abyss, Gravity Rush & Unit 13. It all depends on what you're into, but there are demos available for every game I've listed & many more...

Joining any of the groups in that list would lead to you simply being a nameless, faceless grunt; more or less. I would probably join the brotherhood as there would be far more individuality there. Edit: Unless i could become the bearer of The Darkness, then i would definitely do that.

I visit IGN primarily. I don't really come to the Escapist for gaming news so much as gaming related articles & videos.

I will absolutely do this if I'm in a game with a small amount of players (1-4 or so). However if, for example, I'm in a hectic shooter with a lot of players then the most i find i can really do is not kill them & go for some of the more skilled players.

I always prefered the Vigilante 8 series on the N64, the lightness of tone was a better fit with the gameplay in my opinion.

Ok, Now I'd like an "Awkward Christmas Party" DLC Chapter.