Recent content by 666thHeretic

This one time I fell when I was riding the "up" escalator. I was falling down the stairs for hours. My belt holds up my pants, but my pants have little loops that hold up my belt. What the fuck's really going on down there, who is the real hero here?

Let's all fap until we're grunk, and then we'll jack that fetch e-class until it's a hooptie. According to this article, that sentence wasn't just a lot of gibberish. According to my knowledge of internet slang, that sentence translates as "let's all jerk off until we're [a type of dancing...

One of the plants in Spiral Mountain from Banjo-Kazooie, maybe. First kill on a game I onwed, at least. Or maybe console I owned? I'm not sure if I had any games where you kill things before Banjo-Kazooie.

I still think Final Fantasy VII is overrated (it is not possible to live up to that much hype), but "One Winged Angel" is an amazing song.

I don't know, I'd say secks is pretty desirable.

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark. I'd never even heard of him until then, now I consider him a favourite. Also Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd and Jack Sparrow (fun fact: Jack Sparrow was originally going to be a more ruthless pirate like you would expect, until Depp auditioned and they liked his...

Patton, Saving Private Ryan, and Flags of Our Fathers were all excellent, as for war-related songs I'd say "Paschendale" by Iron Maiden.

Because it can screw more qualified employees out of a job because they're not a minority.

The Jagdpanther. Not really a "monster" in the literal sense, but anyone who's had to fight one in Company of Heroes will understand why this thing would make an incredibly effective home security system. Only weakness is a lack of a turret and a tendency to draw all the anti-tank fire the...

Because you can't buy peace, but you can buy something that will scare the entire planet into never fucking with you or your allies. That's why the Americans are so afraid of terrorists, terrorists aren't intimidated by these things and they can't be bought.

What I was picturing was a additional difficulty setting, so you'd have easy, medium/normal, hard, very hard/insane, and then custom. You could then adjust things that affect the difficulty; for example, in an FPS you could adjust the health, accuracy, weapon quality, and number of enemies...

I've heard lots of good things, but haven't seen them in stores. I plan to buy them on sight for that exact reason. Heavy Rain is much more advertised, and if it's successful, might bring about a significant change; that was the main reason I mentioned it. Of course, now I have to go and check...

I've noticed a number of "things they need to stop doing in games" discussions lately (not all here, mind you, I just found a bunch of old articles recently and the like). So, as a small change of pace and a chance to stand on my soapbox for a bit, I'm going to discuss things they need to start...

If you don't mind the risk of developing obsessive-compulsive disorder, and you like tactical RPGs, try any of the Disgaea games. The first two are on PS2, third is on PS3, and the first has been remade for DS and PSP. EDIT: God damn it I can't believe I forgot Chrono Trigger. And if you've...

Hot Fuzz. The entire first half of the movie is just setting up objects and dialogue to be quoted later, it's magnificent. If you were to list everything that you thought was a throw-away joke that becomes a plot point later on, you would have the entire first half of the script written down.