Recent content by Aaron Kuehmichel

A failure.

So...does anyone else think 'The World Ends With You' would be a great title for a James Bond film?

Actually...I call major shenanigans. If were another time of year I'd call it an April Fool's joke. I don't believe for an instant that this thing works. We NEVER once see in the video the device actually working. All we see is a foam egg thing with immobile lips, some far-away shots of...

No love for Dave Foley as the milkman? C'mon!

Aaaaaand cue tits and ass. Gee, they're really marketing this to a diverse demographic, aren't they. Sheesh. I'm a heterosexual man and I'M offended by this trailer.

'Replites'? What the heck are 'replites'? (Anyone else catch that typo?)

A title leaps immediately to mind: Perfect Blue. A great Hitchcock-ian psychological thriller that could have absolutely been filmed normally but happens to be an anime title. Set in the modern world, no science fiction whatsoever. Look it up; it's great.

Yes. That is all.

One more thing before I get off of my Old Man Rant soapbox: I haven't been impressed by Bioware since the good ol' days of the Baldur's Gate and Icewind Dale games. Yawn.

Shitty marketing, or marketing shit? Time will tell.

Or, you know, you could just calm down and WAIT a month for the official announcement. It's just a game, people.

Escap I agree! This would make a great new feature!

An important point to make here: 'WE' didn't resort to murder. THEY did. Just a few (probably) drunken bastards. That's all. As soon as anyone starts generalizing this behaviour, ALL GAMERS LOSE. Calm down, folks.

I love cats, my family has had a series of cats ever since I was a child, and believe me: you will mourn, you will move on, and you'll probably get another pet that you will love just as much. On the lighter side of things, remember what Saint Carlin said about dogs (paraphrased): The best...

'newfags'? What the fuck is 'newfags'? Who are these genetically-recessive antisocial fucktards?