Recent content by Ace Morologist

Hm. Where was this outrage for the lazy, cliché, plot-hole-riddled, bland, generic Guardians of the Galaxy? It's weird Mr. Chipman liked Guardians so much considering how much he seems to have positively hated this movie. --Morology!

Foundation? Ender's Game? War of the Worlds? Neuromancer? Is Animal Farm actually sci-fi? --Morology!

Manned space -exploration- right now is pure lunacy. There's nowhere to go that could support us. Okay, fine, nowhere we know about right now. But you don't just go out into the hostile limitless void of space and hope you find somewhere you won't die immediately as soon as you open your...

Point 1:) Just because something happens all the time, that doesn't make it okay. This CEO guy wanted people to think he was taking responsibility and issuing a heartfelt personal apology, yet he had someone else do the hard part for him. That ain't classy. You don't make other people...

Reboots are hot stuff in the entertainment industry right now, so it's not out of the question. Plus, Marvel has too much continuity for ALL of it to be expected to count. Heck, maybe this event will solve that last problem. Retroactively split the various threads of Marvel's vast...

It feels very similar to Saint's Row 4. The pseudo-free-running looks very slow and kind of boring. My takeaway impression is "third-person on-rails shooter." --Morology! PS: The narration is trying too hard. It makes the tone sound forced and insincere.

Dear Entertainment Media: Please make us some new things. We promise we like new things, even though we also like old things. Honestly, we prefer new things. New things are awesome. --Morology!

Would that be a bad title? No. Just very bland. But that's corporate moviemaking for you. Also, this conversation: "Hey, you got your tickets for 'The Ancient Fear'?" "What the hell is that?" "The new Star Wars movie. Duh!" "Well why didn't you just say so, asshole? You're...

This feels like filler padding out page count without overinflating word count. I'd hate to think that a player would have to pay money for charts like this (especially if there's one for every class... and race... and then random ones later that are culture specific...). Considering these...

My three favorite moments of the show: The end of the first episode. Delirious, hilarious. The bit Mr. Chipman describes in Meeseeks & Destroy when Rick's eyes narrow and you know he just figured everything out. When strung-out, famous Jerry shows up at the house after the ridiculous...

My prediction for the future: Whoever now owns the rights to the World of Darkness properties and Exalted and the Trinity universe (probably CCP itself) will shop said rights around trying to find smaller, hungrier development houses to build a moody, atmospheric single-player game that's...

Okay, this is just a straight-up ad. What the heck, guys? All pretense of journalism dropping?

That's what they were to begin with. Published, paid-for, media tie-in fan fiction--some of it quite good. The real Star Wars story, however, ended with Return of the Jedi and started with The Phantom Menace. --Morology!

Random Thoughts: Does anybody at The Escapist like Arrow? What kind of an alleged news story is this? "A guy at Warner Brothers wants to make an announcement about some DC superhero movies. We don't know when. Maybe soon." Is that how DC's superheroes actually look now? Are the guys...

She hasn't gotten her own movie yet, I'd think, because she's a supporting character who leaves no lasting impression once she's off the screen. A character that shallow shines in a supporting role but wilts in the solo spotlight. Okay, I might have mixed my metaphors a little there, but you...