Recent content by Aerograt

Wait a minute. Waaaaaait a minute. Women aren't allowed to be infantry? Has no one in the military seen fucking Aliens?

My own problems with dis film, which I actually liked, overall: 1. Peter Parker's character is really screwed up in this. I keep hearing that "Andrew Garfield was a better awkward nerd than Tobey Maguire," and that's just a load of crap. It's pretty clear that Garfield's Parker is immedietaly...

Honestly, the only reason I still play my 360 is because of Halo Reach, and soon to be Halo 4.

Bob, to spite this piece of shit, I'm going to go watch Spiderman. Yeah, the good one with Toby. Five bucks this gets a sequel and screws up JJJ.

I laughed sooo hard at this.

Anyone else think moral masturbation sounds pretty hot?

You know, I would really like it if the RE4 Merchant worked at Gamestop and asked everyone "WHAT AR' YA' BUYIN'?!?!?"

I haven't gotten a CoD game since I got CoD 4 used after MW2 was announced, and I wasn't really interested in its multiplayer anyway. I'm sorry to all the CoD hating Sheeple, but that trailer looks fucking awesome.

"Instead of tense sequences of fighting off zombie hordes or classic monsters like the Licker, and making every bullet count " "given how easy it is to run out of ammo" Just thought I'd point that out. The L4D A.I. is awful and you know it. Healing players at yellow health and not...

I'm wondering how people would flip if there was a protagonist in a popular video game was *gasp* actually gay. Like, if it wasn't an option. Pretty scary, right?

No, Yahtzee... I won't. *Walks off into the sunset*

Nintendo, I LIKE most of the motion control implementations in Skyward Sword, but swinging Link's sword for a couple hours makes my wrist hurt. I had the same issue with TP and Mario Galaxy. Just put in a gamepad option as well.

So, uh, about those dildos dipped in pure smug...

Of course most people are going to choose immortality, although this presents the question as to what would happen if this option was available to everyone and most chose immortality...

WHO WANTS TOAST?!?!?!?