Recent content by Alakaizer

Back around 1994 I remember a game about building a dino park for the Macintosh. I think it was just called Dino Park Tycoon.

I always assumed that the Sultan exclaiming "Praise Allah!" would cause the American Midwest/South to call for a boycott of "Islam-loving Disney."

I hear about a comet named Lovejoy, find out that it's producing alcohol, and all I can think of is... I could not help myself. Sorry/not sorry.

Where the hell is Raziel from the Legacy of Kain series? The guy gets murdered - twice, the second time basically being dropped into pure acid. He's also had the bones torn out from his wings, then...it turns out his soul has been the core of the Soul Reaver all this time and he might even have...

I find myself kinda surprised that Jeri Ryan didn't make the list.

I know all about Lemmings, and I still find Pikmin to be more evil. Pikmin murder is much more personal and intimate, since it's you as Olimar hurling the little things off an abyss or into fire, water, or poison.

Where's the Pikmin? How much more evil can you be than sending dozens of cute little plant creatures to their horrible, horrible doom?

The only game I totally agreed with on that list was Okami. I'd change Ocarina of Time for Wind Waker, Super Metroid for Metroid Prime 2, throw in Final Fantasy 9, Chrono Trigger, Ratchdet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal, Super Mario World, and Portal.

I was kinda hoping for a review of Horrible Bosses 2. I just saw it last night and it seems like the kind of thing he'd review. Instead we get the third straight video from him about Jurassic World. And I give no god damn fucks about that, Star Wars or Terminator.

Where's the Metroid? Where's the Ratchet and Clank??? Come on, guys all eight games are just white guys killing monstrosities.

My vote would have to go to Scrubs. Scrubs's pants-shitting lasted an entire season. Season eight ended so goddamned perfectly, and then ABC renews it for a sudden ninth season where we've lost a big chunk of the main cast to be replaced with significantly inferior newbies, the biggest emotional...

Actually, the first one was about if Chrono Trigger's time travel was accurate.

I have a Virgin Mobile phone, and I use a pay-as-you-go service. Reception in my area is terrible, but I keep the thing because it can work when I'm not at home. They make me pour a little money into it every few weeks to keep it active, so now I've built up a bunch of money in it that I'd like...

Snigger is fine as would be names like Mike Hunt and...Gods and demons, I love that show. Can't wait for the movie if it's still being made.

One thing my group has found is that Skype has a built-in dice rolling algorithm. It's been super helpful and super effective.