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    Marvel Comics Outs A Founding X-Man As Gay

    So he's full happy. Entirely more happy than they thought.
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    Wonder Woman Loses Director Because of "Creative Differences"

    "Okay, her costume is gonna get more slutty in the standalone film." "Um... no. It's fine the way it is." "YOURE FIRED." --- I dunno. I'm just speculating O:
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    Clouds of Sils Maria - Mellow, Smart and Compelling

    Need to win an award for being pretentious, mysterious, sophisticated and deeeeeeeeep? Come right on down to NamesForYourPretentiousMovie.com! We've got all the goodies that'll make people twitch with confusion after trying to understand what the hell your movie is! Here's two randomly...
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    Star Wars Movies Releasing Digitally For the First Time

    In other words, they're re-releasing the "Special" editions with all of Lucas' grubby 3D fingers all over it. Also, apparently, Han Solo is a really good guy who doesn't shoot first. Not interested.
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    Report: Assassin's Creed: Unity Frame Rate Problems Across Consoles - Update

    Isn't the whole point of lowering the resolution and locking the framerate to 30... to make the game run smoothly? I'm so burned out on Ass Creed that I still haven't bought the last two they released and have no problem ignoring the next one.
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    Doctor Who: The Mad Man In A Blue Box Returns

    The one part that hit me the deepest was the Doctors' response to CyberPink. "I have to know... I have to know!" It's hard to explain it without having the context of the moment. Basically, it's the first time since he was introduced that I've seen this Doctor have a moment of moral crisis worth...
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    Doctor Who Goes To Heaven For This Two-Part Finale

    I'm not sure I like the Master getting thrown back in at random, but I do kinda like where it's all going. Sort of. Maybe. I don't know. BAH! HUMBUG!
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    Studio Seeks Female Directors For Wonder Woman

    I have no expectations for Wonder Woman. Therefore, I cannot be dis- Well, I hope I'm not.
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    Queen Elizabeth II Sends Her Very First Tweet

    Her first twitter message should've been 'lollivethequeen lolololololol'. Just sayin'.
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    Doctor Who Takes a Breather Before the Finale

    An entire -season- of filler, more like. No, really, what plot have we even progressed throughout all these episodes? It doesn't take an entire season to introduce the fact that the Doctor is grumpy this time around. Also, don't tell me that the mystery lady and all the dead people will be...
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    Just What Exactly Does the Triforce in Zelda Do?

    Hmm... Ganon: "HAHAHA! The Triforce is mine!" Nothing happens. Ganon: "... c'mon. Glow or something. DO SOMETHIIIIIIII-" Master sword intervention through skull.
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    Jimquisition: Ubisoft Talks Bollocks About Framerate And Resolution

    As long as the power behind Ubisoft rests in the hands of a "corporation" or board of money grubbers, they'll never be able to talk straight and honest. It's all about the bottom line, and if they've gotta say something stupid to confuse people and get more sales in the short term? Why not.
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    Don't Stop Me Now: Doctor Who Hits Its Stride This Week

    I would've liked it better if Clara hadn't pulled a switch and gone back on her decision. What kind of significance does her decision to leave him even have if the people watching the show haven't even seen the Doctor go one episode without her? Still, I did enjoy it.
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    Dragon Age: Inquisition Contains 200 Hours Of Single Player Content

    Having allot of stuff in the world to collect or discover isn't so bad. I like the notion that it'll be like Red Dead, where you're on the way to a quest, but then you see one of those flowers you've been collecting sitting off the path behind a rock... Yeah, I'm looking forward to DA:I, like...
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    Doctor Who's "Kill the Moon" Is a Mess of Pseudoscience

    In my opinion, Clara should've stopped when she fulfilled the Impossible Girl status at the end of the last season. I like how dark the Doctor is getting in his old age and (maybe?) final regeneration. It really shows how grouchy and negative he could've been all this time and makes you...