Recent content by Alphazero

SimCity appeals to the types that build and rebuild their train sets obsessively while secretly plotting to put on the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man outfit and lay waste to the insect sized inhabitants. By which I mean to say, I quite like it. Remove all the roads, see what happens, add some of...

I'm glad Yahtzee has brought some attention to the very real problem of tingling hooker sense. If you, or someone you know, senses a tingling hooker do the right thing and see a doctor immediately. While some claim, "the tingling lets you know it's working," the fact is distraction from tingling...

I know pufferfish. I've worked with pufferfish. And that man/woman was no pufferfish.

My "weapon" "degrades" every time I "use" it, if you "know" what I mean. Just give me an hour. Where are you going?

Sounds like I'll like it then. Not only am I a sucker (clarification: not gay) for the virtual boobies, but any game where there's incremental improvements in the characters abilities through repetitive action really floats my boat. This is probably why I'm a programmer.

Just don't make him repeat the phrase, "Absolutely sublime from start to finish," as jabbing forks in his eyes might impact the quality of his art.