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I know I'm gonna get killed for this ... but the ending to Remember Me was completely out of left field. You get this sick sort of feeling, like you know what's coming, and then it really hits you and it's not fair that this sort of chick flick gets such a decent ending. Then again, maybe I...

There was this time, I was just, like, standing on a rooftop, and some guy told me I had to free my mind, and he jumped like a hundred feet to the next building, and I was all, like [img src=http://grahamkozak.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/whoa-neo01.jpg] whoa

The original Atari 2600, with the wood grain finish. [img src=http://blogs.qc.cuny.edu/blogs/0208N_0774/g06/Atari2600a.jpg]

Oh yeah? Just wait until 2011: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1568346/ I'll just pretend it doesn't exist...that's it...

Some of the more memorable ones: -The hooks, "Hellraiser" -The Laser hallway, "Resident Evil" -Anything from Cube / Cube 2 And the one that freaked me out the most: -The agents getting "eradicated" by the Lawnmower Man

What about the Space Coast Guard?

It's all fun and games until you look in the mirror and realize that you're nothing but a CGI animated Artificial Intelligence.

"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives." "But one thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible." "Now toddle off and fly your flying machine." "Explode the sunlight...

*pretty much every fight in Mortal Kombat* Except, not THAT Mortal Kombat. Mortal Combat, aka, "Can Que", aka The 5 Deadly Venoms, aka Crippled Avengers. A guy with no legs. A Blind guy. A Deaf guy, A guy with a crushed skull who turns into an idiot. A guy with metal hands that...

Wow, you just summed up the reason I actually paid for a used copy of No More Heroes.

They may not count as "novels", but I remember reading cluebooks for RPGs that gave the walkthrough in the form of a narrative and were really fun to follow the story through. The original Bards Tale cluebooks in particular were standouts that I remember sneaking in my backpack to read during...

This article is very enlightening as to why Gamers are losing the argument over games being Art. Ebert's whole point about games NOT being art is that by their very nature they're interactive. See http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070721/COMMENTARY/70721001 "How...

--Cat Rambo dissects machinima.-- More like "Butchers the English Lanuage while Mangling the Concept of Machinima." This has to be the worst description of the art I've ever read, and considering it's been bordering on the mainstream for a couple years now there's really no excuse. It's not...