Recent content by Ambition

Somebody needs to wikipedia 'Irony'

"Shitford Upon Avon" - I think I passed through that on my way to Edinburgh on vacation this summer.

Yes, but they're 'laws' that he can change, rewrite and toss any of them at his leisure.

Not to murder is his own personal value, neutral characters only go around killing folks if it benefits them, and they can justify it to themselves. If his sense of ethics allowed it (his faith) he would in a heartbeat. However, he rallies his 'troops' against any laws that displease his own...

The Pope would be Neutral Evil, as the laws of man hold no sway over him (though he doesn't necessarily work against them.) Sorry dude. Oh, and the minion sweep is a thumbstick control on a console, where it belongs.

I don't know who is dumber: The 'team' that keeps churning out Sonic games with futility like they're Hulk movies or the people giving them money to make this shit. (btw - gamedamage seems to be 'slashdotted')

He puts out a consumer product, I'm a consumer saying the product sucks - there is no more important feedback, fanboy. But then, you probably already knew that I had hidden my criticism deep within a suggestion - cause your supernatural mental prowess clearly would miss nothing like that...

I say "Meh". Unless Escapist is handing him these games to review, he needs to just stop reviewing them and do something he's not already going to dislike in it's entirety - which leads to, in my opinion, a less than stellar job (go watch SimCities review to get what I mean.) What we know...

The UK now hates you, I think.

If Game Reviews were fine art, people telling Yahtzee what to review would be like asking Van Gogh to draw your favorite Dragonball Z character.

Oh, I'm not disagreeing - I laughed my ass off for nearly an hour straight after the GH:III review (which, with the Mass Effect review are probably my two favorites). Pure gold that, if it can last, will soar above meme/fad status. I'm just saying this -particular- episode, quite frankly...

I dunno - There are *much* better ZPs out, this one seemed a little uninspired. Perhaps a lack of enthusiasm, who knows. Here, I'll tell you how to do your job again: Don't listen to crying idiots when they ask you to review something. Next Tuesday night, when you're busy "Oh Shitting"...