Recent content by Anaphyis

Wow, you figured out the big plot twist. Which isn't supposed to be a twist at all because, you know, in the first game YOU DID THAT. So yeah, duh. Pat yourself on the shoulder for figuring out what others, who have actually played the first game to any extent, already knew going into the game...

"Look at ME, I don't mind playing a female character while the industry caters to my demo the remaining 90% of the time" That's very progressive of you, hon.

Demonstrated: the risk when making fun of comedy is that you yourself aren't funny. Especially true when you lead that in with a completely out of place tentacle hentai joke because you know, that was funny at some point in the distant past.

So, let me take a guess at this one before actually watching. - long diatribe about franchises and lack of originality, bonus point for a Nintendo non sequitur - shot at the xbone for lack of meaningful games and how this isn't one - 'this is badly written' because that's the new shtick...

Oh hey, it's time for Yahtzee to do another generic and insulting rant about a Nintendo product. You know, the kind where you can take the audio from every other and it would still match up to 90%. And in other news, Dynasty Warrior games are highly iterative. Mind. Blown. This video was boring...

Over a decade ago, I wasn't ashamed to call myself a gamer despite and violent games hysteria and the whole social stigma, especially among my own gender. I am now. It's kind of funny, actually. What I do and love and am is getting more and more accepted by the general population while the...

Really? I know it's summer release drought, but there are still quite a few (good) new games being released, you don't need to jump on that internet reviewer bandwagon years after the fact. Not that I watched it, mind. "Not Your Typical JRPG" plus Yahtzee's tendency to go for broad...

And Vita gamers share their information on a telnet BBS installed on some hacked NSA server while drinking chai latte. No. That's not "the thing." That's complete and utter nonsense. I hope you don't treat actual social groups with such broad generalizations as you do plastic video game toy...

Thank you for being a voice of reason. This thread was seriously depressing as a comic geek minority, reading all that obvious fake indignation of "I have no clue about comic books and wouldn't care less under any other circumstance but OMG FEMINAZISELLOUTS AND SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS WANT TO...

And what would you do with a competent writer when entry level writing already goes over your head? Or is that the new smart-sounding-but-ultimately-meaningless insult to throw at anyone who doesn't share your revery about teh best game evar? What, was "troll" getting old?

Uh huh. And your console is visited by a magical moon fairy to regularly improve the 5-year-old hardware that was already bottom-shelf when it was new? Yeah, digging out that worn-out blatant lie is certainly not you trolling, bro.

Yes, console gamers are truly chill and enlightened when they post big and massively ironic text wall rants about pc gamers. Because it's just obsessive fanboy behavior when the others are doing it, right? Are you just trolling or are you seriously not noticing what you are doing? Ah, okay...

It's one thing to have shitty opinions. It's another to spend a considerable amount of money, effort and use their celebrity status to actively prevent people from being happy. That's some tinfoil hat shit, it's almost satire. Are you even a real boy?

JOURNALISM! Seriously, you start off with that? Great job increasing page hits there, buddy. And about the topic itself, wow. So some idiots on facebook start bitching about a game port. Wow, the world stops turning in awe. But hey, at least we can use that to throw a bit of fuel into the fire...

No, what lead us to things like witch hunts are stereotypes used to oppress entire groups of people, not individuals and certainly not individuals who committed a crime. Wankers? "Oh, you raped and killed that girl? Gosh John, you're such a bloody wanker." Are you serious? You slip up and...