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    Zero Punctuation: Spider-Man

    For some reason this review has left me wanting a game featuring giant-sized Man-thing.
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    The Big Picture: SUPERMESS

    I now really want to see Mr Jordan as Steel.
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    Zero Punctuation: Guacamelee 2 and Not Tonight

    Personally, I thing radioactive cockroach people would do a much better job of running the UK than the current government. The sad thing is that this line probably won't get old.
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    Zero Punctuation: Unavowed

    I remember being subjected to the same "That doesn't work.". Anyone else thing the ghost starts to resemble Venom once it gets teeth?
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    The Big Picture: MCU-Tants?

    Possible explanation: some form of psychic device (possibly part of cerebro) that stops folks noticing mutants has been set up to prevent discrimination. Preferred explanation: handwaved away by the villain Mojo in the film Deadpool VS She-hulk: Good Bye Fourth Wall as he explains this is...
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    Zero Punctuation: Mario + Rabbids

    Adding Pyramid head would pretty much be the only way to make a simcity game appealing to me.
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    Zero Punctuation: Sonic Mania

    I think the time thing was just because SEGA were used to designing for arcades, where time limits were there to stop one player hogging a machine for ages while not doing much (and therefore not putting more cash in)
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    Zero Punctuation: Get Even

    Those asylum greetings cards need to be a thing.
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    Crossover games you wish would happen

    I'd give that a try as long as it's old-school DMC, not the new chav version. Marvel vs DC DMC meets Dead Gentlemen
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    Poll: Aesthetics vs function

    If it can't do its job, then it doesn't matter what to looks like.
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    Poll: Would we all be cool with a female Link?

    I don't see a problem. They change the Link in nearly every game despite keeping a lot of stuff the same, so I don't see why gender couldn't change. I'm not sure what it would add to the game, not I doubt it would take away anything either.
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    What's the story of your avatar?

    A pic of the face of the chicken-with-scorpion-tail monster from Golden Axe. It was my avatar on a Golden Axe fan site, and the only pic I had of the right size.
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    The Big Picture: Too Many Villains

    Anyone notice that these movies seem to be following the Ultimate designs of the villains rather the the traditional versions, what with Rhino's suit being power-armour rather than a costume that happened to up his strength and the general design of Electro? (not that I'm complaining, this...
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    What We Don't Know About Wonder Woman in Batman vs. Superman

    If DC try to include the New Gods (which I imagine they will in order to have Darkseid show up), then she would make a cool Barda. Personally, my biggest issue with the casting is how young this girl looks. I'm worried she'll come across as the tag-along kid next to the guys they've got as...
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    Best UK female role models?

    Sorry if this seems snarky and/or de-railing, by I've never really understood the point of a role-model. Why are they needed? I just don't get why you need to use someone else's life to give yours meaning/guidance.