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    Captain America - Civil War - Which Side Are You On?

    Hello, Mr. Snyder, how are you? Let's be frank here: Potshots always get taken, one way or another. If a movie brings about the displeasure of most of its audience, then far more potshots will be taken. Also, in Civil War, the antagonist didn't mix his DNA with last movie's antagonist because...
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    Zero Punctuation: Just Cause 3

    Not enough people read his Extra punctuation articles, it seems. Or the text at the end of his videos, the one that said "go play Undertale" (I think it was in the BlOps 3 episode). OT: Just Cause 3 is a sandbox filled with explosions and doesn't claim to be much more than that. Which is why...
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    Judging By The Cover: Judging Captain America: Civil War

    To be honest, I'd go see a "Captain America: Revenge for Paris" movie. So in this one, Captain America traps Iron Man in the mirror? Spoilers, I guess... Great analysis as usual, Yahtzee.
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo 5: Guardians

    I think he missed a perfect opportunity for a "Sperm Whale" joke there... OT: oh good, the finale of Halo 4 was one of the rare dramatic moments and they retcon it. Amazing.
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    Judging By The Cover: Judging Spectre

    Nice analysis of the covers, I liked when you pointed directly at Daniel Craig's junk. Also, nice find at the very end, I didn't think of putting both words together. :)
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    Zero Punctuation: Rock Band 4

    Well, I can't say I'm too surprised that the new Rock Band game isn't particularly appealing, even with the 'solo' feature. Seems like those games rely on "technique" and the solo doesn't have much. ... Can't you just put a giant "Spoiler alert" before a ZP Undertale article? I mean...
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    Undertale May Be This Year's Best Written Game

    Please don't exclude Undertale. It deserves, at the very least, an honorable mention. You can always put a giant spoiler warning at the very beginning, Yahtzee.
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    Undertale May Be This Year's Best Written Game

    Seeing Yahtzee write an article about Undertale fills you with DETERMINATION. OT: I had a really good time with this game. Cried like a child in the True Ending. Went in blind on my first run, looked up how to Pacifist on my second. Best 10$ I spent on a game. (Best other 10$ on the...
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    Zero Punctuation: SOMA

    Glad to see Frictional Games trying out future sci-fi stories and leaving Ye Olde Settings. Shame it didn't work out so well, however. (Always gotta have the monsters somehow, huh?) So much for a more classic type of horror then. So, on to other things. Is there any chance Yahtzee will...
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    Zero Punctuation: Until Dawn

    Of course it's "character choice" without much choice, what else would you expect from recent AAA "branching paths" attempt. On to a more positive note: "Knowing that one day, Yahtzee may review Undertale... It fills you with determination."
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    Judging By The Cover: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - 5 Easy Steps To Sexy Adventure

    What a great series, hope Yahtzee keeps finding ludicrous covers to judge.
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    Do Not Pass Ahegao

    Now, not to nitpick, but I'm pretty sure she also needs to do the peace sign.
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    Zero Punctuation: Godzilla - God-Awful-Zilla

    Sounds to me like the one level in Alice: Madness Returns where Alice becomes giant and wrecks everything is more entertaining than this game. I'll give it a pass.
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    Judging By The Cover: Suicide Squad: Who has the Finest Trouser Accessories?

    That ending was stellar 10/10, cannot unsee Hope this series stays this strong.
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    Judging By The Cover: Batman: Arkham Knight - Just Need To Find It First

    Well, I sure didn't expect to see Buffalo Bill make an appearance.