Recent content by Aran

It's pretty disturbing how many people in this thread actually think Duke Nukem Forever is going to adhere to something so trivial as a release date. I predict that before Duke goes beta there'll be some insignificant advancement in the field of gimmicky 3D effects, which will prompt a...

The more you trashtalk The Expendables to more you come off as the sort of guy who wouldn't appreciate movies like Crank 1 and 2, and I'm not sure if I can take that sort of person seriously. I've liked most of your other reviews though so you're getting the benifit of the doubt. Regardless...

I don't care if the talky bits were boring, the plot was dumb and the characters two dimensional. The action was so retro and brutal that it easily made this the manliest movie in the last ten years. It's a throwback to the times when movies could get away with the story just being something you...

It originates in a failure of understanding the internet. The three laws of online posting (by Craig Ferguson) 1. Does this need to be said? 2. Does this need to be said by me? 3. Does this need to be said by me now? The more often people skip this checklist, the crappier the forums...

Dude, you need a psychologist. I'm not kidding.

It's been slightly over a year now and this song still randomly sneaks into my mind together with other catchy songs that'll haunt me for the rest of my life. It's kind of amusing when people catch me humming "I see you, I see you sitting in your chair" to myself at the office, cause they...

I still think Sims 3 was the best song she did, but you don't see me bitching about it. Much less write a passive-aggressive essay about it, or an essay about an essay. Christ. To all you dudes churning out replies of 250 words or more: Cut your hair and get a fucking job. You are literally...

I'm flattered that you're all so keen to see me stay here. I would've thought none would notice one less dude watching clips. But the thing is if you buy special accounts on the internet all you'll achieve is encouraging more sites to put up forced commercials and offer special accounts as a...

Joke's on you. I don't watch TV. I buy boxed versions of the shows I'm interested in.

Do not put commercials I can't skip into my escapist clips or I will stop watching them. You have been warned. Thanks for the headsup on Splice though. I would've totally skipped a generic sounding movie like that if left to my own devices.

Only visited farms a few times, but I can't remember seeing cows that interested in what's happening around them. Pretty cool. Usually they're pretty much the closed off autists of the animal kingdom.

This depends entirely on how often you get laid. If you, like the statistical proven majority of us, have barely touched a woman, then there's something wrong with you when you don't notice every "little" detail like this. If you on the other hand have a healthy real life with occasional...

This depends entirely on how often you get laid. If you, like the statistical proven majority of us, have barely touched a woman, then there's something wrong with you when you don't notice every "little" detail like this.

Not pointing fingers at anyone here, but none puts on a V neck that stretches down to the belly without being aware of how it will be recieved in a male dominated target demographic.

ed. Decided expressing my love for the tender gender wasn't worth losing access to the March Mayhem over.