Recent content by ark123

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    Blizzard Surprised by Reaction to Online-Only Diablo 3

    It's not, if you bought the legal version. This is why ROMs are controversial. Quite a few people here throw their ignorant opinions around too, apparently.
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    Blizzard Surprised by Reaction to Online-Only Diablo 3

    Jesus people just download the cracked version, which will be available like 3 hours after the official launch. People can be such babies.
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    PopCap Hits Rumored for Facebook - UPDATED

    Google + Will win out because its just better. When they introduced the first cars there were exponentially more chariots.
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    DC Sends Clark Kent And Lois Lane To Divorce Court

    In the immortal words of Leykis: DUMP. THAT. *****.
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    E3: Xcom

    You know what, just Xcom with better graphics would make me buy it. Straight up the same game with better graphics. Fuck this game, and fuck 2K for making it.
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    Commentary on ?You Win or You Die?

    I hate what's coming up. I loved Ned.
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    [UPDATE] Sony and Rockstar: Neither L.A. Noire Nor Firmware Overheating PS3 Consoles

    The heat is coming from the dozens of hackers simultaneously trying to get into your PS3. It's like a crowded elevator.
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    Plants vs. Zombies Coming to Android, Free! (For a Day)

    You think that sucks? Angry Birds: Rio wasn't available in RIO when it was released through Amazon. Talk about irony.
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    Plants vs. Zombies Coming to Android, Free! (For a Day)

    What, when? Now? Gimme! Edit - oh joy, a 27mb game. More than flash. Jesus.
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    X Prize Foundation Offers $10 Million for Medical Tricorder

    10 mil is NOTHING compared to what something like this would be worth. Not that it's possible to make - good luck in teaching a machine the difference between depression and mourning, or how to diagnose a panic attack.
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    Obsidian Admits it Has a Bug Problem

    I'm hopeful the conflicts in the middle east will end too, but neither are going to happen anytime soon
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    Terran Marine Campaigns for City Council in Washington

    Someone baneling this poor dumbass out of existence please
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    Microsoft Buys Skype

    Maybe they should use the money to rescue their mobile platform instead.
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    Diablo III Beta Rises from Hell This Summer

    WoW: Kill lizard. Then, kill lizard. Then find a friend to kill bigger lizard. CoD: Shoot dudes. Madden: Grab ball. Run forward. Starcraft 2: Make units. Attack. You can do that for any game. If you're douchebaggy enough.
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    Diablo III Beta Rises from Hell This Summer

    I'LL GIVE MY FIRSTBORN SON TO GET INTO THIS BETA