Recent content by Artemicion

If you play a metroidvania game for the story and not the gameplay, you have only yourself to blame when you're inevitably disappointed.

I decree that every movie must be a buddy-cop movie, with all the cliches and terrible dialogue that accompanies them.

If I may borrow a word from Twitch chat... Kreygasm Terraria is my favorite game ever. More spinoffs, more updates, more everything, please.

Kim Dotcom is good people. It's less what they might find out, more the principle of the matter.

I don't watch anime because on the whole I don't like it. That said, Netflix put the original gen1 pokemon seasons up this year and I've been watching those a whole bunch. So my best animu character of 2014 goes to none other than: That's right, Pikachu.

The only thing I've done is unlock all the characters and maps. The experience was irritating because I already did that on the 3DS and was under the impression I'd be able to transfer my unlock progress to the Wii U. Sadly, that wasn't the case, so I had to spend a few hours getting everything...

If your best defense is "Well, sure it's bad, but it's not as bad as this", you have no defense. It doesn't matter how bad WOW's pay system is, it doesn't matter that Destiny is a refined Halo. Bungie didn't deliver on their promises and is forcing players to pay more to get any semblance of a...

Well, now I've no inclination to play this game because this is the only ending I'd ever want to get. Nowadays I'm pretty averse to games where you kill 'real' people in large quantities (an aversion that came with my college studies) - so the option to "beat" the game as a complete pacifist is...

Given that the writing and story in Halo 4 was absolute garbage, I can only say that this doesn't bode well for Mass Effect. I'm more than happy to see him through, but my expectations couldn't be lower.

I decided to play Quake alongside these two while the video is running. Just so you're both aware: had I actually been a participant in the finale, you'd both be eating mustard. By the time Jimothy made it to the end of the second level, I was on my way up the elevator to the end of the third...

I died at "vote republican". Bravo, Jim.

Terraria is currently in Halloween mode. Many of the mobs wear costumes, pumpkins grow naturally, hearts have been replaced with candy, and all mobs have a 1 in 50 chance to drop a goodie bag on death, filled with either a costume, spooky item or rotten eggs for throwing at people.

I'm in a constant state of playing Terraria. Even when I'm playing a different game, at least once a week I'm sure to boot it up and play it for a while.

I have concerns about the only friction available to slow you down being the air around you - as well as the consequences of slipping off the ferromagnetic "float-zone" and scraping the underside on concrete.

Glad to see another subscriber. The latest edition just came in the mail today. God. Skeletons, man.