Recent content by Asdalan08

PC Gaming is technically superior if you care about fancy graphics and have a spare grand or two lying around to spend on the latest graphics card c-c-c-combo breaker to make your framerate slightly higher than the last model. I personally prefer console gaming but thats really because I already...

Go for a 720 no-scope collateral trick-shot noob-ownage extravaganza, miss, hit a conveniently place thin rope attached to an anvil dangling directly above my head.

I was originally going to buy it until I heard about the subscription fee and then I remembered the whole reason I quit World of Warcraft and decided that if I want to know more about Star Wars I can just buy KOTOR, which I feel ashamed to admit I have never played.

You know you've played too much Modern Warfare 2 when a power cut happens you yell "WE'VE BEEN EMP'D! ELECTRONICS ARE DOWN!!" Or when you're at the drive through and yell at the man taking your order. "RAMIREZ! GET ME A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER! THATS AN ORDER!"

Go with all of Reavers decisions in Fable III not because it would save civilians but because it's Stephen Fry. Especially the one where I opened a Brothel instead of an orphanage.

Every single advert atleast in the UK shows alcohol just being drunk in a social manner, none suggest any sort of high from it. Plus there is a DRINK RESPONSIBLY announcement at the end of all of them

Kicked in the balls, you think the pain is all over then BAM! It stings like a b***h

I'm in a video with Tobuscus yay! The world is about to be destroyed by AI boo!

A Pen USB Stick... You can make up the rest of the story

A Magnum... The Ice-Cream Bar... White Chocolate...

When you sit in a corner constantly opening and closing your jaw eating circular pills and fruit, oh wait.

I'd go as the guy from Hitman because atleast I wouldn't stand out too much on the way to wherever I was going.

I would like people to stop making FPS's about World War II and do one on the First World War, preferably before the Americans came in and claimed all the glory.

A talking head, oh how origina- *dead*

Soul Calibur IV, I loved all the previous ones but this one was just... Ugh, It hardly explains everything, all the menu's are in a dark red atmosphere making it hard to see, the Story missions are extremely mundane and repetitive, the characters have been emo'd up past recognition, it's too...