Recent content by Ashcrexl

Blemmyes and Showgirls Also, quoting Discord. Ain't that somethin'

I don't get how you found a movie that is basically an uninspired remake to be boring if the original was not boring. It can't be any worse if it's just a whitewashed clone.

Oh, yes, a perfect excuse to link this old thing: http://www.1up.com/features/twenty-one-batman-villains-arkham-city The hilarious thing is they actually did use Firefly! Still holding out hope for Rainbow Beast in the next Arkham.

The way Bob said "Yeah-hah, one of these" reminded me hella lot of James Rolfe.

Does anyone actually say that GTA isn't about the story? I've played every GTA game since Vice City mostly for their very entertaining stories. If it weren't for the story, I may have given up halfway through V's 40 hour campaign. The hilarious dialogue, ridiculous situations, burgeoning and...

So far so good! Has a very A Softer World feel, but with child-like drawings instead of photography. Can't go wrong with a concept like that.

oh yeah, caries certainly does have a negative connotation. in fact, I can't imagine any context in which chewing your food causing you pain could be seen as positive

sooo, basically you are a Yeerk Controller?

A lot of people are pretty excited about that game that really isn't about stealing multiple motor vehicles for Vendetta.

The next logical step: Bruce Willis punches ghosts in "Are You a God? Then Die Hard!"

Wait a sec, Yahtzee. You had to play the game six times to see all the endings? Okay, seven characters, with 2 endings each. Let's call the characters ABCDEFG and their endings either :) or :( So, if you can see three endings per playthrough, you can get the :) of six characters ABCDEF in...

You were surprised by people picking up on your FTL allusion in the review? You mean the part where you prominently displayed the FTL icon for about 2 seconds?

I thought everyone had forgotten about Modern Warfare 2. People still care! ...wait a sec. You only used it for its Carnival map didn't you? So it's not making a comeback. Damn. Welp. Back to waiting 30 minutes for a Headquarters game. *sits and waits*

All work and no Hobbit makes Bob a dull boy.

Was Paul's "for fuck's sake" the first instance of the f-bomb on Unskippable? Unless I missed something.