Recent content by asmodaus

I second this.I also wish for co-op to be in the next elder scrolls.

ZOMG I must get break dancing kitty. Cute, awesome, and hilarious all in one little box. [http://img14.imageshack.us/my.php?image=breakdancingkitty.gif]

Smells like shit. Looks like shit. Tastes like...I'm not going that far, but it is definatly bullshit. Don't worry; karma's a *****.It will all catch up to her when she's living in a run-down apartment working the same dead beat job she so richly disdains now.

Hmmm...does poison count as a weapon?

It seems to me Jack is trying to expand(if he is indeed evil). It would seem unwise to keep red lights on supposedly stealthy subs, but it seems they are indeed subs with bathyspheres to make landfall.Splicers, or new big daddies more suited to surface land and skinier, are kidnapping girls to...

France after WW1: Whew that was close! Lets secure our borders so no one tries that plan on us again. France during WW2: Seriously, what the fuck just happened? Who the hell is in charge of our german border? Going along with WW2: Hitler's generals:all right we're screwed, lets secure our...

I believe god (or gods if you like) is the manifestations of all our imaginations to pass of responsiblity for our actions, no matter how horrible or rightious they may be.Take Jesus for instance.He created many morals and worked many (not to insult anyone, just my opinion)"miracles".His morals...

i would use the internet connection to send out a rescue message before my food ran out (if i even had any to begin in the first place) and play these games while the rescue boat hopefully comes WoW because i dont want me to get behind on my auctions Kotor and Fallout 3 I also might want to...

crabs because A) vampires need blood to survive which zombies do not have B)zombies will evencually eat themselves to death or rot over a million years leaving crabs the victor

Glasses al the way B)

The face book movie. 'nuff said

hmmm, so none of you see the upside of being retarded or just flat out stupid? Being able to go through life, living in blissful ignorance and not understanding any thing or having any major problems. Being incredibly intelligent would cause you no end of grief. People and governments would...

For some reason Kongregate games wont load for me.I think it has something to do with my java, because i can't get on youtube or newgrouds either.All other websites work fine though...

You can never go wrong with Frank miller's Sin city.Unless you have an unnatural phobia of blood and gore, in which case stay away. STAY FAR AWAY!

"Don't worry, we're out of they range of their lasers..."