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    Poll: People on the escapist with the same first name as you.

    Forth man in my family with the name Henry, seems I'm the only one here though Kinda surprised really. I guess You can count one, as I'm on my brother's account and his name is Jacob.
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    Microsoft Denies Core Gamers Hated Kinect

    Biased statement is biased. You'd think that a company that makes motion controlers would be more perceptive to gamers' input.
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    Trailers: Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater: E3 2011

    What do Yoshi and Solid Snake have in common? They're both dinosaurs.
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    The Big Picture: Going Green, Part II

    I could never consider watching The Big Picture a waste of time Bob.
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    310: Zombies Rule, Vampires Drool

    The film bills Bela Lugosi posthumously as a star, although silent footage of the actor had been shot by Wood for other, unfinished projects just before Lugosi's death in 1956. Not intentionaly he didn't! {Edit: Not to mention starring in White Zombie} He was the zombie MASTER in that film.
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    Critical Miss: Stowaways #4

    Oh I know she was at fault as well, but I'm more angry at Elloit for getting my precious Stout into that accident in the first place.
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    Critical Miss: Stowaways #4

    Ain't nothin colder than cash. But I don't really have much sympathy for Elloit right now either.
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    310: Zombies Rule, Vampires Drool

    Bella motherfucking Lugosi never played no dam zombie Your arguement is invalid Are you comparing the situation between yourself and your wife to Edward and Bella? If so, you have officialy taken yourself down a notch on the manly scale, and you're about 2 movies 2 late on the whole awkward...
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    Sesame Street Pokes Fun at Spider-Man Musical

    You know the actual music in Turn off the Dark is supposed to be really good. People just won't shut-up about the concussion section!
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    Man Creates Epic Iron Man Costume, Terrifies Co-Workers

    Doesn't count unless he was playing the theme song. What theme song? <spoiler= THIS theme song><youtube=gfp9PRIxt-g> Also...
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    Analyst Calls The Old Republic a "WoW Clone"

    I find his lack of faith, disturbing
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    Duke Nukem Forever Review

    The king is dead! Long live the king!
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    EA Chief: We "Got Kotick's Goat" With Battlefield 3

    WAR! UHH! YEAH! what is it good for? building up a franchise!
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    Poll: Do men actually think about sex every other minute?

    Yes, yes we do. It's weird how many conversations me and my friends have leads back to sex.