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Some song or movie was playing on the tv in the background too. It was all I heard, fainter than faint in otherwise complete silence as I sat there feeling awful. I turned the tv off before I left. This was honestly a lot more affecting than any scripted character death in any other game...

This will get buried, but one time I was playing The Darkness, and got sick to my stomach. Like, lurch over and wince, due to guilt. In one of the semi-free-roaming sections, I stumbled upon a girl in an apartment. After doing her mission, my younger self decided to kill her on a whim (I...

I really wish they had a "characters hands viewer" in the game. My first character, Quarbani, was a decent choice. I liked him as a character and I liked the idea of being a east indian bad-ass. However his hands we're boring as fuck! As stupid a sentence as that sounds. He was just...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/571844 Goin Up By Komix This game is unbelievably addicting. I recently made myself quit playing, but before then, I'd play atleast 4 runs every time i was on the computer. The more you play, the more you can upgrade, which means the farther you can...

(an older man is looking over a glass display case of Lottery Scratch Tickets, tapping the glass overtop of each individual ticket in order from top to bottom.) (After a long while of doing this): "Hmm.. No lucky ones so far" Man beside him: ".... uh.. how do you figure which ones are lucky?"...

A tie between the humor of the single-player, and the unabashed joy of playing the co-op campaign the first time with a friend. Beating the co-op campaign the first time stands as one of my fondest video game memories, but whenever I think back to Portal 2, the first and main thing I remember...

A tie between the humor of the single-player, and the unabashed joy of playing the co-op campaign the first time with a friend. Beating the co-op campaign the first time stands as one of my fondest video game memories, but whenever I think back to Portal 2, the first and main thing I remember...

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I'm not sure if you would count it as a bug or just bad programming, but Halo Reach's friendly AI is atrocious, notably when you put them in control of any aspect of a vehicle. When one of your AI teammates gets behind the wheel, they will literally drive off the edge sometimes, and other times...

Not funnier than Kevin Butler ads. They are pretty funny compared to most other ads though.

I didn't want EVERYONE to leave. Alright, so, I'm noticing that I'm the ONLY one who picked Andre Hyppolite so far.... Although that was my second playthrough (in which halfway through I unfortunately hit the rare glitch wherein the only dude who can give you missions isn't there, so you...

The very first thing I said was that I was fine with people not enjoying the game. I personally enjoyed it, if others didn't, i understand.. Did you miss that? Because I made a point of establishing it early. _ But the main thing that I had said in my post, was that the aesthetic changes...

Freakazoid.... Seriously.. Just watch every episode of Freakazoid. That shows HILARIOUS!!! (I also agree with the guy who said Clone High)

It's not like I hate all negative talk regarding Far Cry 2... The game had quite a few problems, but all in all I still think its an amazing game. I enjoyed the game so much that I didn't even mind working around its flaws. Some people couldn't get past the games problems, and I can understand...