Recent content by awatkins

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    No Right Answer: What Do We Want in the Justice League Movie?

    I want to see stronger, un-sexualised, female characters who end up saving superman or batman's life at some point in the franchise. Also they shouldt act like a 'space marine chick'.
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    Air Force Officer Says Death Star Was a Bad Investment

    I dont like the ppl who dismiss the Death Star on the 'fact' that it has an 'obvious' weak point. Just like the first time you tried to look at a 3D picture ( the ones where you need to look past the picture to SEE the picture) it must have took some poor bastard weeks pouring over schematic...
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    The fall of the Escapist 'MAGAZINE'

    I may have missed something. I'm sure everyone else has noticed this little difference that's shown up (or out, hahaha) of the escapistmagazine.com: There are no more 'Current Issues'. Why? I ask. I want my 'magazine' back in the escapist. I used to come to this site as frequently as I could...
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    Notch Challenges Bethesda to Lawsuit Deathmatch

    They should get prostitute to suck off each respective CEO in the same room and who ever blows first losses the suit.
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    Ninja Theory: Devil May Cry Skeptics "Secretly Want to Like It"

    The new char. design doesnt bother me none. Know why? Because they are backtracking with the story. But that (backtracking) does bother the ever flowing liquid shit out of me. Finish the story! Kill Dante, have Dante murder Mundus with a happy little cut sceen at the end where he is wearing a...
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    Zero Punctuation: Catherine

    BEST METAPWHORE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE ever!!!
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    Simian Cinema

    No mention of Congo? The only ape movie I know of that shows Apes ripping out and eating the eyeballs of the human antagonists?
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    Lawsuit Blames Oblivion For Pilot's Seizure

    Judge, ladies and gentle men of the jury, family and friends; I did not read the part in Law 101 where it said I could not kill that hooker and have sex with the body while driving in excess of the speed limit, hence, how could I possibly have been in anyway responsible. Ignorance is no excuse.
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    Take Your First Look at Soul Calibur V

    Apparently my first post was too short and I got a reprimand for it. So this is me elaborating on the last post: Once apon a time a game trailer came out for SC:V, other than showing awesome fighting moves or ppls faces getting imploded we saw a book and heard some silly narrative. BORING
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    5 Tiny Things I Hope Get Changed in Skyrim

    Since the majority of ppl are complaining about fast travel ruining their emmersion, how about eliminating quick saves? Everyone has done it because we dont like to be accountable for our actions: quick save-> try to pick someones' pocket/attempt to open a Very Hard lock with only one bobbypin/...
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    5 Tiny Things I Hope Get Changed in Skyrim

    How about a wooly mammoth? Or a green sabre tooth with black stripes?
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    5 Tiny Things I Hope Get Changed in Skyrim

    Oooh! I just Thought of something else. I want to play as a Street Shark. They need to make a Shark race. If they have talking cats and lizards, a shark race isnt exactly mind warping material.
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    5 Tiny Things I Hope Get Changed in Skyrim

    Just like to add a point: how about instead of customzing your stupid house (my fav was the haunted house you had to exorcise. I pretended for the longest time that the ghosts that appeared in the morning were watching over me like guardian angels and in the morning I had to prove that I was...
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    A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

    I dont know how everyone else feels, but for me I will be VERY f8cking happy when these Web awards are over. I'm so sick of bottom-screen pop ups, and complete page changes whenever I want to watch my fav Excapist vids. Yeah I voted for your site Russ, but next year, please be a little LESS...
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    The Almighty Thor Looks Even Worse Than Titanic 2

    I'm just throwing it out there but think of this; Everytime there is a movie based on a well like comic book character there is also a whole community of ppl out there who immediatly shun and boo the whole thing. Words like 'worst crap ever', 'bad representation', 'make the comic look...