Recent content by Badassassin

You know, I read something a while back on why people have foot fetishes so I'm gonna share it, because it's actually pretty interesting. So in your brain you have a strip that acts as a mental map of the human body. This is called the somatography map (or something like that). This is how we...

Yes! How DARE a market analyst point out a flaw in another company's marketing! Guys seriously, it's his job to make money off of gamers. Yes, they made a billion dollars, but just because he pointed out they could have made more doesn't make him an evil Scrooge McDuck. Now, "failure" might...

That's not true. From what I've heard from friends who've applied there is part of the application process is them asking your sexual orientation, presumably so they can discriminate against homosexuals trying to get a job. Why any gay person would want to work at an openly anti-gay...

Aha, yes, but that implies they weren't in control of it from the beginning. On a more on topic note, it's a perfectly valid concern that your country is being portrayed falsely and in a negative light, and I can understand how it can be unnerving to some British people. It's another thing...

From what I remember in history class colonists were throwing rocks and one of the British soldier's guns went off by accident and then the rest started shooting. So the person whose gun "went off" was a Templar. No way they'll skip that chance for a conspiracy.

Yes, because if this ad campaign has shown anything, it's that British people can't possibly be phased by something so petty as this. Oh wait.

So apparently no one played far enough to get the exploding crossbow bolts. That's part was pretty badass.

Wait, are people actually mad about this? I can't tell how seriously I should be taking this. But, in the case that this is an actual issue to some people, my only advice would be this: Cry about it. Seriously, you know how many world war 2 games there are? German people don't seem all that...

I'm not so sure we should be so concerned with the Oscar worthiness of the Avengers. It's not really worth it. We all thought it was a good movie, but lets face it, the academy likes one type of movie. In my mind, trying to get the Avengers on the lineup for best picture is like trying to...

Cry about it.

Well look at it this way, America needs something to tax the shit out of, and how hilarious would it be if stoners were the ones who had to pay for it? Very.

This is about true. The only good American comedy right now is It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia... sometimes Workaholics, but it's hit and miss with that one. I hate The Big Bang Theory. Here's a quick summary of every joke for you: Sheldon: I'm smart and socially retarded Penny...

There should be a "who cares" option in the poll

What was she like? Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone. Like an angel from the underworld. Or a demon from paradise You're gonna carry that weight. I feel like I should be quoting a novel, but nothing comes to mind right now.

Yeah, and Harley Quinn came from the animated series. But she's completely canon now. The whole batman thing really goes to show that change to a property can be good. I must've been like the only one who didn't watch TMNT when I was a kid, so I don't really care either way. I do...