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    The Big Picture: Once Upon a Time in The Future

    The first one of these I've actually wholeheartedly agree with. Peace on Earth < cities on Mars HANDS DOWN. Peace on Earth implies Mankind overriding our genetic disposition for conflict in all its forms, negative and positive. Cities on Mars implies Mankind taking advantage of the positive...
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    The Big Picture: Combat Evolved?

    Stick to movies, Moviebob. You're WAY off on this one.
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    Rush Limbaugh Defends Video Game Free Speech

    Rush is a complete and utter jerk, sarcastic and satirical. However, I've heard him say many things that I surprisingly agreed with. This is one of those moments. He's not a sensationalist on the level of Beck, and he DEFINITELY isn't the high-horse moralfag Hannity is. He's more in the vein of...
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    Hey, who's this guy...? Oh, it's fucking DANTE. What do you reckon about the re-design?

    Have any of you even noticed that, when he's fighting the enemy and starts going all crazy/angry/demonic, his hair starts to shift to a grayish white at the top? And that maybe, JUST MAYBE, that this is a sign that we're looking at a younger Dante before his full powers have awakened?
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    Hey, who's this guy...? Oh, it's fucking DANTE. What do you reckon about the re-design?

    Holy fuck. So much QQ. Hit the showers and scrub the sand from your vaginas, fellas. This was the most intelligent thing I saw in this entire thread, and the first thought I had when I watched the trailer. He looks like he's about 16 years old, doesn't have white hair, wasn't using a sword...
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    Assassin's Creed Brotherhood Combat Trailer Ups Its Stab Quota

    New trailer looks AMAZING, can't wait to get my hands on this one. That song went really well with the footage, too. Anyone care to find out the name/artist?
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    Best. Chatbot. Ever

    Me: I'm gay God: It doesn't matter to me. Me: I'm a gay furry God: You are a gay furry? Is that your job? Me: I WISH I got paid for it! God: I hope that your dreams come true. Me: Me too, God. Me too God: I'm glad we agree, . GOD rules. I'm glad we agree, . Proof...
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    Transformers Fan Film Adds Slavic Flavor to Cybertron Civil War

    rofl at first i was expecting the bike to transform to fight the car, but this was way better. the car chasing the dude cracked me up. mad props.
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    Jack Thompson Vows to Stop Medal of Honor

    They did an episode of Deadliest Warrior that showcased The IRA vs The Taliban. Did that get yanked due to the fact that they had former members of the Taliban on the show talking themselves up and bragging about their might and exploits? Nope. No one gave a shit, cuz it's TV. fuckin'...
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    8-bit music and stopmotion, a good combination!

    Thank you for providing me with my daily dose of giggle-inducing silliness
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    Uwe Boll Sickens With Auschwitz Movie

    Hmmm... you're right. He won't have a career anymore if he screws this up. And seeing as how he's a talentless hack, and how he is to directing as Stephanie Meyer is to writing fiction, he WILL screw this up, and we won't have to put up with this shit movies anymore when someone lights HIS ass...
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    Uwe Boll Sickens With Auschwitz Movie

    Someone needs to drag this guy out behind the chemical shed and shoot him.
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    Duke Nukem Forever CONFIRMED at PAX 2010

    You wanna play Duke Nukem Forever? Hook up an XBox at a grungy hellhole at a strip club and play Serious Sam during a frat-tard bachelor party. I guarantee that when/if DNF comes out, it'll be a very similar experience.
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    Mafia II Protestors Claim Victory Over Mafia II Party

    This wants to stop Mafia 2 from portraying Italians as a large group of oppressive individuals who, when they aren't simply handed what it is they demand, will stoop to underhanded tactics in order to achieve their goals. And they do this by stooping to underhanded tactics in order to achieve...
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    James Cameron Rips Into Piranha 3D

    "When movies got to the bottom of the barrel of their creativity and at the last gasp of their financial lifespan, they did a 3D version to get the last few drops of blood out of the turnip." And you putting Avatar, that font of creativity and originality, back into theaters TOTALLY isn't...