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    Notch Tweets Rage Over Minecraft Party Sexual Assault

    Sexual assault is never funny, but the guy seemed like such a pathetic loser, how can we not laugh about it? Mock him, make him seem ridiculous, like the sad little man he is. There's nothing wrong with mocking someone like that.
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    Smegging Hell! Here's the Poster for Red Dwarf X

    Woo hoo! :D I've recently rewatched the entire series in anticipation for the new series, and I seem to have forgotten how funny it was! Can't wait!
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    A person with her head jammed firmly in her ass.

    Who knows what the original article looked like? The daily mail is notorious amongst freelance writers for changing your articles into some twisted abomination, all in the name of the Almighty Dollar... or pound, or whatever currency they worship.
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    TV shows that jumped the shark

    Well that's not fair, really. Doctor Who jumps the shark every few years, it has done so since the '60s. Don't worry if you don't like it in it's current form, it won't take long before the Doctor goes "eey!" again.
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    TV shows that jumped the shark

    And you are a ... smeeeee... a smeeee.... smeeeee heeeaaaaaaaa!!! What, really? I found it was pretty good during the first two series, it got hilarious after the re-tool (Kryten was the perfect 4th guy, the funniest robot you'll ever see.), sagged a bit at series 7 (But it gave us the...
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    TV shows that jumped the shark

    Red Dwarf. It jumped the shark, then turned around, had it's way with the shark, stuffed the shark and then used it to bash other sharks, and then set fire to the ocean. I love that show ^^ And in my opinion, Family Guy got much better once it jumped the shark. It just worked for that...
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    Poll: Rate your Intelligence! (UPDATED: NOW WITH I.Q. TEST TO PROVE YOUR BRAVDO!)

    I got an IQ of 6000, but lately I got a bit peculiar in the head so who knows what is true anymore?
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    You hold in your hands the key to changing one aspect of the universe, what will it be?

    I'd make Karma an actual, real thing. And then not tell anybody. It's going to be great.
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    Poll: Everyone is Drowning.

    What is going on? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!! *stops panicking* I'd save myself, obviously. I have the means to restore the world to what it once was... my survival is of vital importance to Planet.
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    Your TV is Drowning and so is your Computer...

    My TV is a piece of garbage I nicked from a cheap motel-esque establishment, while my computer is the remnant of a once vast gaming computer, so powerful it was the envy of the neighbourhood, but now all it is is an outdated scrapheap held together by good intentions and probably ghosts. It's...
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    Poll: Your Pet is Drowning, and so is a Stranger.

    I'd save my pet rat. I love that little guy, fuck the drowning person, does he wash my hair? No. Does he sneak in my cupboard? No. Does he kill vermin and then eat it skin and bones? No. My little rat. I love him so. ^^
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    Your favorite insult from any media!

    Smeg head... what a wonderful insult it is. Not even the USA censors it, but we all know what it means. The kids don't know, but we do. ;)
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    I'm super depressed about sexism in gaming...

    Well Moonlight, what can I say? I agree with you. Nothing more to say, really, you are absoluteley right and I can't understand why this is still an issue for some people. I guess... some (very vocal) gamers are affraid of whatever it is you lot got between your legs? Could it be that...
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    Things that the fans have ruined for you

    How odd, my friends and I are all hardcore warhammer players, myself for over ten years now. Beer and girls, and also marijuana because we are Dutch didn't have any effect on it. And why pick apart the story of a fantasy universe when you can make fun of it? As for the topic at hand, I...
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    Nostalgia Thread

    Zephyr, plz: The original, when Cavedog was still a thing, and Boneyards made Battle.net look like an amateur made it. The game itself was great enough, but now you can download a free version that has three times as many units, and a 10K unit cap. That is 10000 robots, tanks, factories...