Recent content by Battenbergcake

Am I the only one to find this crazy tasteless? That the middle-eastern setting has become so stock played out and cliché it's almost sickening. This is a conflict involving people who are dying and on all sides and more tragically many aren?t combatants. Just picture this if street fighter...

CRAWWWWWWLLINNGG IN MY SKIIIIIIIN!

Fuck you Mr. Croshaw, I?ll have you know as a resident to the sea-side shithole that is Blackpool we have significantly less piss and syringes bobbing about in the sea now; although due to all the hen nights we probably have a much larger infestation of nurses with hideous facial disfigurement.

Seconded. I'm rather interested in who the cocky wesker fellow it, i'm thinking perhaps HUNK? It's been mentioned his hair is short and a dirty blonde/white colour here and there. Still lik yourself i'm rather interested in it all. It'll be interesting ot see if the player's perspective jumps...

Kane and Lynch 3: SLOOOOW MOOOOOO edition Can i shoot something other than forgeiners please, like aliens or robots or tea pots? (getting sick of these bland non descript vaguely linked to real places with lots of crime urban settings)

The cheese factor just went through the roof. Kojima's gone down the rabbit hole with a megadeth album and a copy of 7 samurai it seems. So, so, so Stoopid. Sign me up.

Please note the american flag worked into the sub-title. Concering original post now. Uh... 3 things. Who are the good guy? Have Rainbow become contracted killers? Patriots? Rainbow is an international organisation and this has a distinctly american vibe. *shrug*

Exceptionally.

And a further 10mg's of Monster Hunter and a single dose of Ninja Gaiden 1.

This is how 8 year olds see things when they're playing on a playground.

Blame you for suggesting such a thing since we internet types are such a knee jerk reactionary bunch. :B

Oh Hollywood, why you so Hollywood?

Mario, simply because i will never have a mustache that thick and bouncey.

Just goes to show what a little time devoted to a story can do for a game's characters and for the player's investment in the story. I'll agree Cole for the most part is an over blown stereotype but as you said his little character arc does wonders for the player. Also am i the only one who...

Here you go.