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Joe Walsh is win. My favorite would have to be The Doors (for obvious reasons), but Suicide is a close runner up (NOT a shitty emo band). They defined their own style which has yet to be copied in only two albums. If you don't believe me, search for their song "Ghost Rider" and tell me that's...

I completely cleared out megaton (starting with getting to and promptly owning Stockholm, the guy above the exit) at level 2 with mostly unarmed. I felt like Chuck Norris and Megaton was MINE! *Evil laugh*

I hate that guy. he can take at least 2 full minutes of muscle mass (with boost) pummeling.

If that happens, than hopefully consoles will disappear or merge into one super-console, destroying fanboyism altogether. And Duke Nukem Forever will come out. It would be pretty radtastic if they kept the ownage of the tazer.

Ian from fallout. That bastard always burst-fired me in the back, so I gave him the Old Yeller treatment.

I concur. I can find great levels on a daily basis (perhaps because the community has had some time to warm up) and level packs are sure to lengthen the story mode buff's play time. Also, the eyeball dance thing makes me crack up every time.

Speaking of which, what in the name of the great space goat was with the child molestation game?

I was playing Orange Box on PS3 (you heard me right, PS3) and it said ADOLF_HITLER joined. We spawn camped him until he quit.

I'd call Lost & Damned a full game. Also, no one has the right to do that with any form of digital entertainment so let's stop bickering.

So the kings and queens would fight for ten minutes instead of decades for the gods they made? There's my quote of the month. Actually, it was Greek (or Latin, I forget) for something very small. Also, if this thread is "retarded", then why are you posting on it?

When I was about 6, I fell back in a chair and cracked my head open ON MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY. There was even blood on the ceiling. After the trip to the ER and the stitches, my dad needed an ice pop.

I just made my stomach make itself comfortable in my throat after I thought about that *shudder*.

I always thought that an I am Legend game would, pardon my french, be totally bithcin.

That's my story. No problems with this whatsoever, and now you can even tone down a few things (no blood, only sparks) and that's cool in my book. What I used to tell my parents until they were convinced I was mature enough.

People who think swearing is the next comedey sensation along with mom jokes. Good thing most of them suck. My exact case. Oh, and capatalize the i when speaking of yourself.