Recent content by Beardon65

Appearantly "Brandon" isn't a badass enough name for it to be in games...

"Were you raised on a farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!" All I can think of right now. I'll try to post more. I have a friend who makes these things up, but that's the only one I can remember.

I'm a big fan of the Musclestache myself.

I have a Thompson totin' mobster Grizzly bear that walks on its hind legs and smokes a cigar. He works as both a body-guard AND a mode of transportation (bear rides anyone?). I believe I may have a chance. I WILL NAME HIM! ... GEORGE!

It means I am (cue The Godfather theme) "The Don of the Bear family" I developed it around the time I started watching "The Godfather" and had an obsession of teddybears. Thus, the name was created. EDIT: Amazingly, I was able to find an avitar that perfectly fitted the name.

Tough choice, I've seen only a few bands, but I'll have to go with my favorites: AC/DC, Metalica and KoRn.

"And if you look veeeery closely, you can see your reflection off the bullet while it's still in the chamber, that way you can see the look on your face while you still have one."[Surrounded by multiple enemies] "Though I walk through the valley of fear, I have none. For I, am the badest mother...

That sir, is brilliant. It spoke everything to me. In fact, I began to tear up towards the middle of it. A truly great article. Does the name "Jack Thompson" ring any bells? Seriously, where have you been?

Just about two weeks ago, I went to the KoRn's Ballroom Blitz tour (I actually got to meet Jonathan Davis. High-five!) There were a lot of people getting drunk off their feet. Litteraly. Eventually the crowd started getting VERY tipsy. Then this one girl in front of me started doing some kind of...

I was in CoD (this was probably three years ago I think... maybe more) and getting horribley massacred by the enemy team (two guys with Stg 44's). I was by myself (my team-mate was afk)creating a large mound of bodies in one area because they camped in a spot where I HAD to go in order to plant...

I'd imagine it would look like a Micheal Bay film. Big explosions, big breasts and little/no story and balancing. Somewhere along those lines. Games that do this obviously tried to make itself look cool. Gaming should never be cool. Gaming, to me, is like D&D. Everyone who hasn't played it...

I guess every game by VALVE. I know that sounds (and is) fanboy-ish, but their games have fit everything I like in a game. They make what I love. Simple as that.

L Says right there on the poll "...and kill kittens". So she/he means baby cats. You know, those cute, furry little critters that chase leaves. So yeah. Kttens.

Yarg! But yee be a pirate gamer! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I'm an optimist and something else, I dunno. To me it'd be: "Is the cup half full or half empty?" "Of what?" "Anything" "Can it be A&W root beer?" "Sure, fine, whatever. Is it half full or half empty?" "Doesn't matter now, I'll I know is I'm going to need a refill, 'cause half a...