Recent content by bentheiii

the final scarecrow segment from batman arkham asylum. the mind-twisting that the player goes through is nearly what batman does.

um...minecraft anyone? seriously, most of the stuff in there are pretty straightforward, there's nearly zero language involved and what is involved is simple nouns, the violence is (fittingly) childishly cartoonish and the main aim is to build stuff using nothing but your imagination. i suppose...

all these people complaining about Bethesda suing mojang really annoys me, i mean they kinda have to sue them for it or else they'd have no grounds when people who start publishing "the scrolls of the elders" and "nuke'd - new las vegas" say that they didn't defend their copyrights from mojang...

i usually get games well after they've been released so i don't usually run into that particular problem lately. however i am yet to implement this life lesson to my other life aspects, i got my shiny new galaxy 1 exactly one month and three days before the new model started rolling in and the...

obviosly this isn't as well known as you think, so why not just put up a link?

just think positive, take a step back from self loathing, look at yourself from just a bit closer and see what you project, watch some light comedy, and know it can all get better. you don't believe how fast thing can change. years ago, i was without friends, a hand-virgin, and sucked at pretty...

Pitcairn Islands, 48 people illogically, i think all countries have the same number of ignorant morons in them, and some countries are unlucky enough to have said morons leading them and making the decisions. i don't believe an entire country has to die for the morons in it so yea... if...

every time i come across a cowboy hat

a crossbow with infinite ammo and can switch between electrified darts, explosive darts, homing darts, knock-out-drop-tipped darts and grappling hook style darts. or a lightweight, no recoil minigun with infinite ammo. EDIT: how could i forget...

if you're using THEIR internet connection, they have the right to monitor what you do with it.

the religion i create will have a bible with only one rule inscribed with golden letters 121 times: don't be a dick

we've been together for 7 months now but I have no idea what she likes. I know she's a fan of harry potter and for our first date we went to see the last movie so i'm taking her to see the new one, but I don't think that's enough. throughout these great 7 months I have been often called the best...

I support cheating in single player games, if it's what it takes to get you to have fun, go for it! you're not hurting anyone anyway, if others don't like cheating they just shouldn't cheat, end of story.

I thought of a couple of new ones: "you shot me...you shot me right in the arm!" "I could probably tell you if there's an afterlife, but i won't- for the chuckles" "this tombstone will self destruct in 3..2..1.." "not even death can stop my inappropriate comedy" (i'd leave no will for the...

"help, i'm trapped in this grave!" "it's really not that dark in here" "hey, good looking (-;" "coming soon to a loved one near you"(what do i care? i'm dead) "last words: 'i can totally jump that!'"