Recent content by Billkwando

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    Rebecca Mayes Muses: How to Write a Song in One Hour

    That was a great Rebecca video. She has such a sweet voice, both singing and speaking. I originally found her cos of the Hotel Dusk song, so it's all the more fitting that this song reminds me of that. *clap clap clap*
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    Zero Punctuation: Yakuza 4

    This is one of the funniest ZPs in a long time. Extra points for mispronouncing everying. "Yakyoooza" and "Shenmooey". Gold.
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    Zero Punctuation: Killzone 3

    This was great as usual, but ironically the first time I laughed out loud was at the graphics in the end credits (imp & soldier, etc). Hilarious. Edit: Yes and the old Starfleet rule. Worf, Riker, and Picard have all benefitted from that one at some point. Of course, Picard did say that...
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    American Box Art Sucks

    How about this: Vs this:
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    Zero Punctuation: iPhone Games

    Dear Magic the Gathering: Cookies and Milk, Showing your ad in the MIDDLE of ZP is a certain way to guarantee that I will NEVER buy your product again. Sincerely, Guy with 3 binders full of Magic cards and an entire Dark set
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    Zero Punctuation: Fallout: New Vegas

    The review can be found by watching the Fallout 3 review. ;)
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    Zero Punctuation: Transformers: War for Cybertron

    I loved transformers as a kid, but even then I realized that it actually sucked. It just sucked less than Go-Bots. Then, in my 20's I saw Robotech, and figured out just how bad Transformers really sucked. Horrible one dimensional characters and bad one-liners. Good enough to sell a toy line...
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    Rebecca Mayes Muses: Crackdown 2

    I like the song too, but since when did Tom Waits sound like the theme to the Powerpuff Girls?
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    Zero Punctuation: Shadow of the Colossus

    Same here. Been meaning to return to it.
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    Zero Punctuation: Alpha Protocol

    John Barrowman FTW Pants rip and skirts fall down wherever he goes. Plus, Torchwood is awesome. Yeah, NMH is my favorite ZP review, hands down. I watch it at least once a month because it's so entertaining.
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    Rebecca Mayes Muses: Guitar Hero

    Unlike some folks, I like it _because_ you decided to do something a little different and/or out of character (or what people like to assume is out of character for you). It's actually my favorite of what you've done since the original Hotel Dusk review (though I must admit I never got to...
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    Zero Punctuation: Torchlight

    I'm just wondering why that wasn't a review for Bayonetta. ;) Fixed.
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    Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed 2

    I don't like his new headset or whatever he's using. Voice sounds too processed, not raw enough, and too civilized.
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    Zero Punctuation: Thief: The Dark Project

    It sounds like this game puts the "neato" in "incognito". :D
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    Zero Punctuation: No More Heroes

    I love this review. It's my favorite of the bunch. I finally found a copy of Killer 7 the other day, brought it home, and showed it to my wife. She goes, "Oh, what's that?" I stuck the corner of the box in my mouth, and she instantly goes "Ohhhhhh! Awesome!" Good times. :) Edit: I...