When I was really young, the full moon scared me. Seriously, I'd have nightmares of it dragging me out of my bed and up into space. I was an odd kid. I thought there were bigfoot living in the woods behind my house.
No one gives a toss if you're offended by something so trivial as a fucking haircut. How sheltered and privileged does someone have to be to get sickened by someone's hair? I want to live your life. You can't have any real problems.
The Beast of Yucca Flats is one of my favorites. Hell, any of the Coleman Francis films are all painful in wonderful ways.
I'm also partial to Catalina Caper because "Creepy Girl" is the best MST3k song yet.
The Day the Earth Froze, Jack Frost, and The Sword and the Dragon are all amazingly...