Recent content by blackfly01

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    The Worst Ideas for Games

    Personally, I've always felt that the worst idea for games are any games based off of movies: no matter what, any game based directly off any movie license always ends up sucking and it sucks hard.
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    Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

    YAY. This was the funniest non-review of Yahtzee I've seen! I loved the bit about Gamespot reviewers... oh how true it is.
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    Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    Lovely review!
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    Zero Punctuation: Condemned 2: Bloodshot

    Great review as always! And yes, ZP shirts would rock.
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    Zero Punctuation: Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure

    Hate to butt-in, but upon hearing that the characters in Zack & Wiki were voiceless, grunting/shrieking creatures, I quickly thought of one game: Banjo & Kazooie. At least that eventually had a character that made made suggestive 'ahh's to lighten the mood. Ugh, please tell me there's at least...
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    Zero Punctuation: Burnout: Paradise

    YESS!!!! Excellent review, Yahtzee! You pretty much summarized the entire series in one game! Keep up the perfect work and keep letting the hatred flow!
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    dumbest plot twist in a game (obviously spoilers)

    I REALLY don't want to sound like a big jerk here, but I really detested the plot twist in Silent Hill 4. Not only are all of them mentioned in memos you collect every minute, but characters (living or dead) tend to repeat them verbatim every chance they get and to an extent were just...
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    Zero Punctuation: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

    Ah, sounds like Naughty Dog's joined up with Capcom in presenting obnoxious heroic all American characters who go around killing every non-American around them. Very good review, Yahtzee. I loved your demonstration of Quick Time Events.
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    Zero Punctuation: Devil May Cry 4

    YEAH! Tell it like it is, Yahtzee! Fun and funny review, great images, too! Personally, I've found very few games with a big fat number four slapped on it as well done or even worth my time except for maybe Mega Man 4, but that was before the year 2000 ever popped up and long before Devil May...
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    Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

    Hee, hee! Thank you Yahtzee, for getting me ready to face another day! I'll admit I liked the original first three RE games even if dressing Jill up as a hooker killed the credibility of her being a soldier of sorts, but the future of the games has been just a little too cartoony for its own...
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    Heroes that move you.

    Let's see: (SPOILERS) Mookie Carver from Deep Fear: Yeah, I know he was one of the two cantankerous comic relief characters, but the impact is extremely heavy and it doesn't help knowing he was the second youngest character in the cast. The helplessness of his death is also evident, but...
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    Franchises that NEED to DIE, and those that will last forever

    All right, I don't mind being the first to say this (if I somehow looked over one's previous comments on this, then sorry) and I don't care if everyone hates me for it, but I feel that the Resident Evil franchise needs to die. And not slowly, before they even come out with 5. Why say such a...
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    CAPCOM, a Love-Hate Relationship

    Well, I can certainly see your point and it is a uniquely different perspective, but I have to admit that if I really desperately needed to expose myself to games with idiotic/incompetent/irritating characters, dialogue and story lines directly ripped off from movies like Capcom's 4resident evil...
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    Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill Origins

    Here, here! I can't shake the feeling Konami just rented a bunch of '90's-2000 era thriller movies and borrowed aspects from it and made an original drama off it; and as emotionally interesting as the whole child abondonment issue is in it, it doesn't help being able to note all of the game's...
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    Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill Origins

    Bravo again, Yahtzee! I was kind of expecting you to review the latest SH game what with your comment on Silent Hill 2 in your Fable review, though I will admit my love for the series died at 4 which leads me into question: how stoic is Travis compared to Henry? To me at least the pinnacle of...