Recent content by BlackIronGuardian

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    #106: Runners

    Who throws a toaster? Babies.
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    #102: Ordered Retreat

    Book it behind a bookcase. Nice.
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    Elsa Cosplayer Deadlifts Disease in Incredible Charity Effort

    I'm just impressed how she let it go at the end.
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    J.K. Rowling's Magic of North America Launches Tomorrow

    American wizards are pretty grand.
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    Who Could Star in A Live-Action Little Mermaid?

    For some reason I read Titus Burgess as Hannibal Burress and promptly pissed myself.
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    Hothead Gamer Flips Out, Burns Warhammer Fantasy Army

    So...is this guy like cool now?
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    Shock Value

    Ah, I really wanted to use it for my college acapella team. It's been a while since we've been to regionals, but a new year and a new name could have really made a difference.
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    Shock Value

    Is Anal Death **** a band?
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    Report: Kojima Productions to Disband After Metal Gear Solid V

    I get the feeling this was the only way there wouldn't be any more Metal Gear games.
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    The Walking Dead "Coda": Finally, The Show Lives Up To Its Own Hype

    Good call on the Watership Down reference, didn't even think about that.
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    8 Great Lone Stranger Westerns

    At first I was like "waah?" But then I saw The Outlaw Josey Wales and I could sit back happily.
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    I really couldn't care less about crafting in video games. Anyone else feel the same way?

    I totally get it. Sometimes feel a little bad, though, when I find these really deep crafting systems that people clearly spent time on in a game and then I just completely ignore them. It's easier to just hit stuff with the sharp things.
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    Unskippable: Dark

    Fuckin Geralt of Rivia yuckin it up as a vampire. Standard.
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    WHITE GUY DEFENSE FORCE GO!

    Tight reference, guy.