Recent content by Blazing Bird

I never liked Blair Witch 1. It actually stands as my worst movie of all time. I had no expectations for this piece of visual trash, and apparently I was right to think so. This movie is simply bad. The characters are flat, boring, two dimensional cookie cutter stereotypes. Even worse is...

Bob you liar, I've seen this movie. It was on the chiller network a couple of years ago. The premiss BLEW MY MIND.

Fallout atlantic city New Jersey. Hell, It could even take place before the Nuclear holocaust, same difference.

When Jesus of Nazareth preached back in the days of yore, his sermons would be full of parables, stories that the average bum on the street could understand. He compared faith to Farming, Fishing, raising livestock, and being kicked around by rich people. These were all indicative of the lives...

I'd say, "How can some one be Asexual and still have genitalia, but hilariously enough, a very good friend of mine is Asexual. Look OP, you done opened up a serious can o' worms here. Honestly, some constructive criticism, the wording could have been arranged a little more delicately...

"It's like having a conversation with a quadriplegic mime"

You know, at first I thought this was a discussion about implementing parenting licenses. THAT is a good idea. Forcing women to comply with obscenely chauvinistic principals, no, not at all. If you're too poor and too irresponsible to take care of what you willingly created, man up...

Lets play spot the inconsistencies. (warning, spoilers) 1) Why is umbrella's post-apocalyptic world hide out bunker in japan? I suppose another movie would explain this, but I'm not really sure I want to see it. 2) How does Alice survive a plane crash after having her T-cells neutralized...