Recent content by BloodyThoughts

Before we begin, I'mma just address the elephant in the room here and say: What a cheesy fucking name for a review right? iReview? Hell it's probably been used a bunch of times and i'm just too lazy to look for it here. Yeah well it's 3 AM, so my brain isn't entirely functioning. Bear with it...

To those people who just say "I'll just wait for the Youtube video" Answer me this: What's the possibility that the person who does the final crack will be someone who has some kind of recording device, and at that very second will be able to know he's got it in the bag and flick it on...

Plop got up from his spot, only to start combining spells. His started floating into the air as silhouettes of gears appeared around him, truly this spell would be the greatest of all spells, it would destroy this monster once and for all. The sky got dark and cloudy, the area around him became...

Just then that mine exploded and sent Eyebrows flying into the opposite direction. She felt a swarm of good faith flow through him as he soared, like an angel in the sky, enjoying life. Then eyebrows hit the ground with the force of a thousand jars of pennies.

Things weren't really going great for Plopp at the moment. Half of everyone couldn't know what the fuck he was saying, his ass is flying off in the wind and he has nothing to cover it with because Yasha took his robe to cover a hole in his chest. He was humiliated, he was cold, he was exposed...

Plopp was now on fire! It burned, it burned real bad. Now, in normal situations the fire would burn right through his cloak, but in this one, it wasn't. It wasn't that big of a problem really, he just kinda tossed water all over himself and everything was alright, he wasn't on fire, but yet, he...

"Hej, vet du mitt språk!Hey! You know my language! He turned and said to Yasha and Mercer "Och det beror på att fienden inte prata. Åtminstone troll troll och mörka trollkarlar inte, du vet vad jag säger?"And that's because enemies don't talk. At least, goblins trolls and dark wizards don't...

"Vilka främmande språk talar du här, folk talar jag bara nordiska kamrater."What strange language are you speaking here, people, I only speak nordic, fellows. He said to everyone around him, mainly towards Alex Mercer. "Jag såg bara fiender, och jag har lärt mig att döda dessa fiender, okej...

Plopp jumped off of Eyebrows and stopped speaking his crazy language of craziness. He didn't understand what the strange man was saying, because it was in english, so he immediately thought: Random appearing people...ENEMIEEESSSS. He stuck his staff forward and started to charge. His robe...

Suddenly a portal opened up above a group of people, and an average sized Swedish Wizard named Plopp fell through it, screaming what is probably Swedish curse works, "Var är jag faller på NU?"WHERE AM I FALLING TO NOW!? he fell in front of the people who had once been fighting, but now started...

@Steak: SUFFER LIKE A BLACK MAN SUFFERS WHEN WAITING IN LINE AT KFC- Too much? No? Schweet, I didn't care either.

Heya thar Fury. Except this sheet. Or else.

Wait, France spends more on it's military than every country below them? I thought they were a bunch of snail-eating babies!

"Steal any magical looking artifacts? Well that seems like a stealth mission." He said to himself as she dispersed, Gotta say, I'mma bit disappointing. Anything that'll get the job done I suppose. He finished thinking things over, and headed off yet again, this time to the dimension of the Mad...

He laughed, and started whispering to Azura his secrets. He could practically imagine the giant grin on her face when she got the news. He told her of 2 domains. 2 domains that will give them an edge over the other creators and their champions. "Well, how bout it. Shall we do this?"