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    A haiku forum / game where EVERYTHING is a / haiku... (Come join us!)

    I hate my job. Waaaaah! How the haikuists doing? Where's my avatar? Seriously, man! I've only been gone two weeks! What the hell happened?
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    The person above me secretly wishes for....

    Peace porridge.
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    I declare war on ___ with ___.

    I declare war on Hannibal with Red Dragon.
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    Make up a ridiculous video game name.

    Monotony: The Bored Game
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    give a present to the above avatar

    A funny voice-mail.
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    Make up a ridiculous video game name.

    Super Kite Flyer!
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    Say something at the above Avatar's Funeral

    I'll miss Dirty. Dude owed me money.
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    I declare war on ___ with ___.

    I declare war on my family with an axe. ....K, I'm watching Amityville Horror...
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    I was going to __________, but __________.

    Yeah, I was gonna leave the house today, but couldn't find the door through all the stacks of money.
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    I want! I want!

    You can't have 'em. I ate 'em. All of 'em. Any that looked like the ones from Dracula. I want *burp* a Venti Bacon Chai Latte with Jack Daniels.
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    What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

    Has an irrational fear of plants. Thinks they're waiting for the right moment to pounce.
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    Make up a ridiculous video game name.

    Super Limbaugh Brothers
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    give a present to the above avatar

    A leg amputation with a stone and a hunting knife.
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    A haiku forum / game where EVERYTHING is a / haiku... (Come join us!)

    Watching The Ruins. Better than I expected. ...Septicemia.
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    What did the poster above you do after posting on this thread?

    Picketed his nose.
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