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The makeover refers to the character being a 3D model, rather than being hand drawn.

As long as we can shoot Lady Gaga it's fine.

Since when we're making people like Will Wright and Peter Molyneux as authorities in gaming? Last time I checked, they haven't made anything that wasn't meet with overwhelming criticism.

Are you guys insane? You people are quick to jump on the "LOL FAUX NEWS HOW CAN U MISTAKE REMOTE FOR GuN LOL!!!111111", yet no one actually thinks about it. She was a THREE YEAR OLD. Things like that can happen when she was THAT YOUNG. She thought it was a toy so she brought it to the...

I fully support whoever is attacking Ubi. And that may be everyone who bought AC2, since they're just blaming hackers for their incompetence. I bet it's just an overload. Go to hell Ubisoft.

Jeez you people at the Escapist are slow. Just a note, why don't you change the title from "...Portal2?" to "...Portal2/Ep3?" The info doesn't say it's just Portal, there is some data on Ep3 that people just don't fucking bother to read, and start their little "I DON'T WANT PORTAL2 BRING...

Wow. I mean seriously, wow. What a dick move. With all the hate going on, all in all Call of Duty was a great franchise, and now they're just giving it up to someone else? Fuck you Bobby Kotick, rot in hell you cheap bastard. And take your plastic guitar with you.

The moral of this story is not to play crappy games.

*Ekhem* Desktop market share for January 2010, taken straight from Wikipedia, because I'm a lazy bum: Windows XP - 66.31% Windows Vista - 17.39% Windows 7 - 7.51% So let me get this straight, they're willingly giving up at least 50% of their PC sales? Good "jorb" Just Cause. And...

Chuck Norris jokes are unfunny and annoying. Just like malware.

If it's dehydrated and sealed well, the only thing to worry about is it being tasteless.

How dare he compare himself to the ultimate badass villain in movie history. It covers Vader's name in shame. Oh wow 500,000? Yeah, that suddenly makes him the good guy right? Pathetic publicity stunt. Valve turns mods into games and hires the teams that made them. Activision made MW2...

Good points there about the MMORPG thing. I always disliked the concept of guilds, clans and ect... in those things. So far the only one I tried was Runescape, and the players were nothing more than background for me, but I needed them. Joining an empty server left me with the feeling of severe...

It doesn't have spehs mareenhs and guns. It's a sophisticated game. What the hell are they thinking?

So who's saying something is revolutionary this time? PopCap? ...Hahahahaha. Yeah. Right.