Recent content by boredbirdy

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    Zero Punctuation: Tomb Raider Anniversary

    Well you told me to ask, so I'm asking. How long has it been since the last time you had the touch of a woman? -feels like he just got shoved in front of the classroom on with just boxers on being told to recite some really lousy lines for a school play-... P.S. I hate you right now. Yes, I...
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    Zero Punctuation: Heavenly Sword and Other Stuff

    The Japanese are not xenophobic dicks and you deserve to die... OK, not really. I have some Japanese friends and I must say this much. They have the world's most overrated video gaming ego. How can I say this? I've yet to lose to one that I willingly went up against. Did I enjoy it? What do...