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Alternatively, they could pull a Call of Pripyat (see, that's not an expression either) and decide to go with the happy ending. With horrible consequences. You saved everything forever!... not. Good job. Now someone else has to un-fuck everything.

Dishonored is not violent... until you get bored and sic all your rats on the guards.

These are some of my favourites:

WAKE UP SHEEPLE THE GOVERNMENT HAS LIED TO YOU MANY TIMES BEFORE, AND IT CONTINUES TO DO SO. AS IT WILL AD INFINITUM. YOUR PARENTS ARE MUCH THE SAME. FOR THE MOST PART THEY DO IT BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IT IS GOOD FOR YOU. IT OFTEN IS. Well. Now I can go die in the knowledge that I really am a...

Haemokinetic combat? The ability to use my blood for whatever the fuck. Cool, I can now blow people up at will. Ew.

You are death, marked and hidden.

Well, all right then. That just changed literally everything about how I perceive this work of fiction.

Schroedinger's Critic. Existentialism at it's purest. Where was I? Oh, yeah. PMC looks a bit like PPC and that makes me want to drink unsafe quantities of alcohol.

Booker is basically Tom Cruise from that one movie where all the samurai realised that only the white man can be a true samurai. THAT'S GREAT THAT'S HYPE THAT SITS JUST FINE WITH ME

According to them, "you could have just stopped playing the game". Which is technically true. But nobody stops following a story they got invested in just because they can see it will end up going horrible places, so the devs are little more then pretentious wankers. Anyhoo. Almost forgot...

They even got the giant energy drink mascot thing that was supposed to be in the SR 3 DLC "Enter the Dominatrix". I dunno. Superpowers seem fun, I can't deny that, but this might still turn out to be a stinking pile of shit. We'll just have to wait and see.

I don't think 'being aware that you are a failure in most ways that count' is the same as insecurity. I know that I'm about as attractive as a half-rotten carcass, I know that I'm a really unpleasant person most of the time, and I know I'm really incompetent at most everything I do, and I know...

Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds. I'll have...