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    Lessons to teach men with absent fathers

    You are not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. Hur Hur. Pop culture reference to offset the bitchfest. Yeah...
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    Watch The First Episode Of Japanese Spider-Man

    SUPAIDAAAAAAAA..... HENSHIN!
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    Actor Suing Nintendo For Donkey Kong-Related Heart Injury

    Hehe. 'Suit' I see what you did there.
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    Zero Punctuation: D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die

    "An Ulster Unionist cat and a Real IRA dog" YEOOOOOOOOOO UPA RA
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    Social Justice Ninja

    I apologise if this has already been done, but... YOU CAN'T SAY SHINOBI! THAT'S CULTURAL APPROPRIATION BLARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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    Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Postponed

    I quite enjoy the series (BLASPHEMY!) as popcorn entertainment. The same way I enjoy most Jason Statham movies. but yeah, they've been getting better, so this one... Oh wait. What other franchise (which was actually really awesome) Ended on The Final Chapter? Saw. Oh, god, it's gonna suck!
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    Rampant Police Brutality and Media censorship in Ferguson Missouri

    I'm so glad I live in a country where rioting is considered recreational and the police just do not care. Very few people actually get seriously hurt.
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    Fat shaming vs. necessary dialouge on obesity

    I'd do anything for love, but I won't be fat. In all seriousness, people should be allowed to eat whatever the fuck they want. And people shouldn't be pressured to exercise if they don't want to. HOWEVER. When it begins to affect other people, those around you and such, just because...
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    Sony Considers Face-Melt Edits for Rogen's North Korea Comedy

    ...What if North Korea's existence is actually just an ARG to promote this movie? In all seriousness, let us laugh at the funny small man who thinks he actually has any power or influence outside his delusional country.
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    The Man with Boobs Trope

    Off topic, but when I read Man with Boobs I thought of only one thing. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson.
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    Poll: I am so very, very, sorry.

    I exaggerated there, but make no mistake, there have been threads defending what she says, though few and far between. It doesn't matter anyway. "Half Iago, Half Fumanchu, All bastard." -Bernard Black.
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    Poll: I am so very, very, sorry.

    I'm aware that I shouldn't talk about it, but felt I had to make this thread. Also, this isn't forum stimulation, this is forum Killing.
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    Poll: I am so very, very, sorry.

    I would like to apologize. To the casual readers of The Escapist. To the forum mods who put up with mountains of debate (i.e pointless pissing matches) every single day. Actually interesting topics, ones that relate to games, movies, tv etc. are being pushed under the radar by "Wurgggh I find...
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    How do you argue that you're not homophobic/racist/etc?

    Well, as Zordon said, too much pink energy is dangerous.
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    Japanese Government Enforcing Anti-Piracy Law on Anime and Manga - Update

    They say Piracy harms Japan for shitloads of money. HOWEVER! Think how much publicity/attention is drawn to anime and manga in the west by these pirate copies? Oh, but they say they'll put up a site! In Japanese! Which few outside Japan understand! to buy legal copies! In Japanese! Which...