Recent content by Buschmaki

The point of the SCP game is that you're not supposed to break line of sight with the thing, but you have a blink meter so you can't just stare at him indefinitely.

So he basically built a more dangerous helicopter without a high school education? I guess helicopters really aren't as cool and fantastical as I imagined them :(.

What makes me internet famous is my 18-inch penis. And to be honest the only person who can claim true internet fame is Christian Weston Chandler, and maybe Boxxy.

But you could fail in Mass Effect 2! This isn't new at all.

If I was doing this, as soon as I saw the cops I would've bolted.

It'll be easy to have Bay direct a 40k movie. Get him worshiping Slaanesh and he'll make it just to torture everyone.

Your mother obviously is trying to reverse the genders in a plan to make the Earth rotate in the opposite direction so she can have eternal life and you'll never get your inheritance. Run-on sentences ftw.

Hovercraft have existed since the 80s. Google the Williams Aerial Systems Platform.

Chuck Norris's doing

That is true. My faith in this video's posterity has be O-bliterated

Pff I only need one. A tesla coil, then after convincing them I'm Zeus they would give me their wives as tribute so I don't Zeus-ify Sparta.

At least Sony will be motivated to beef up their security. I just hope other companies also follow SUIT

I'd say no, but it probably wouldn't happen to me as I would probably choose to sit in the seat farthest from the ship. And if after I refused someone started whining about chivalry I'd just say, "That's a good point, now get the hell out Sir Dumbass."

Being a quarter white, chinese and half black most character generators can't handle me being a paragon of racial unity. So I usually play black people.

I don't wonder if I'm a bad person because i know I am. I'm crass, lazy, and have no patience for stupidity. But eh it's life I guess.