Recent content by Byers

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    Chrono Trigger Hits Virtual Console May 16

    Fuck yeah. Now do Earthbound.
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    Review: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

    Jedi Knight 2 - now there's a great Star Wars game. The Force Unleashed is Star Wars repackaged as puerile crap for 14 year old emo kids.
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    The Costumes of Tokyo Game Show 2010

    More hassle than it needs to be, yeah.
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    MacGyver Movie in the Works

    MacGyver didn't have the mullet in earlier seasons of the show so your theory is fallacious. The mullet was character development.
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    Blizzard Forced to Censor StarCraft II

    So stimpacks are okay, but smoking is not. Gotcha.
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    Remedy "Bet the Farm" on Alan Wake

    My thoughts as well. Although I would use more offensive words than "odd" to describe their abandonment of other platforms via bags of Microsoft money.
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    Remedy "Bet the Farm" on Alan Wake

    People still rent out video games? I haven't rented a video game since Bart vs the Space Mutants for the NES.
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    Remedy "Bet the Farm" on Alan Wake

    Modern Warfare 2.
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    Remedy "Bet the Farm" on Alan Wake

    I hope they do wind up selling hot dogs, for their giant 11th hour "fuck you" to their PC fanbase.
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    Oscar Winner to Star in Fable 3

    Ben Kingsley will star in anything that will have him these days. BloodRayne the movie, anyone?
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    US Calls Out Piracy-Enabling Countries

    Well. The US is already on most other countries' watch list for unlawful behavior in general.
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    The Downfall of Downfall on YouTube

    I hope they do get removed. Not for copyright violations, but because they're utter shit. The original movie is great though. Best WW2 era movie made, hands down.
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    Yahtzee vs. the JRPG

    FF6, Earthbound and Chrono Trigger are the superior JRPGs of the SNES generation, and sadly hasn't been topped since then. However, Super Mario RPG for the SNES was better than any of the Paper Mario games.
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    BioWare Explains Why There's No Homosexuality in Mass Effect 2

    Well, being a lesbian was clearly not contrary to Bioshock's concept for the character, so that sounds mighty thin to me. You could bed Liara in the first one and the annoying secretary wench in the second one, as a female character. Also, the game is rated M for Mature, so I fail to see why...
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    Resident Evil: Afterlife Trailer Released

    Our definitions of "not bad" must be incredibly differing.