Recent content by C.O.C

April fools... Please? Hayter is solid snake don't try to fix something so gloriously not broken

That's easy, under a bridge after a hard night of pretending to be a troll. Was too hungover to get back to dorms but I did manage to move to the other side of the bridge away from the light and had another quick nap.

I like how the woman decides to show the man her punk auto mutt to the guy despite it being on the damn Television already.

It's definitely going to be weird having to kill outright British bad guys, I mean there have been loads of British sounding badguys but actual Brits not so much. However given that I lived a long while in the welsh bit of Britain where the attitude is as long as England don't win we're happy...

I've a veganistic buddy who checks the packets on sweets in case they contain gelatin which means I get a whole load of free sweeties god bless vegans!!!!

Name:Crash Pokemon Type:Rock and just Rock because there are no paper pokemon types Pokemon Geodude,Golem,Onix Badge:Shiny Rock TM:Eat the dirt (Rock and ground type eat the dirt and heal half life all other types have tooth ache and throw tantrum a move like thrash) Catchphrase:Sure you...

Teabagging a giant the first time I finally killed one, and then turning the puter off when I thought about how insignificant my character would be if the giant had killed me and had been as childish.

Awesome another one of these threads, seriously? I'll tell you why they sell so much it's because people enjoy them, I know wow right? So there's your reason right there.

Why am I the only one who seems to think Bethesda is in the right? Someone tried to steal your thing and then prances around it like it's a joke "Let's settle it over quake 3." Sod that fair play to Bethesda for showing the little guy that it's not alright to dance around the system.

I'd say Bill from L4D lets be fair he was made for this shite and Coach he was made for this shite and then some and companion cube in case I got lonely and needed someone to open up to about the stress of my epic zombie killing ways

Go insane and declare my self overlord of the new world you may all bow down before me invisible friends I know you be there! I'd even have an official ceremony I'd travel the world to visit my subjects and they would supply me with all the food and drink I need from the supermarkets they run I...

I'm for it maybe not spanking that seems a little creepy nut If I misbehaved and I'm not talking something minor but If I did something stupid after being told not to do it I got a slight smack on the head it didn't send me flying across the room just stung a bit but I stopped doing stupid...

Grunt work For the empire you know as Amazon.com I get paid fairly the hours are kinda poor the work is simple but physical and I really love it! Yay Job (The only downfall is I haven't got an excuse to go rioting and looting.)

I'd challenge him to an ancient and tradtional drinking game called "Whoever goes pee pee first loses." he's a skeleton that's gonna go right through him.

Just your normal school fight I was probably 15 and some new kid thought he could pick on me because I used to be quiet. He got in with all the more violent kids because of it. A month of shite from him and I thought sod it so I walked up to him in the middle of a corridor and slugged with a...