Recent content by Caiphus

Sports games are the gateway drug. Maybe you think you're stronger than most. "It's okay," you tell yourself. "I can stop playing Madden whenever I want." Then, before you know it, you're towel whipping strange men in a locker room for your next fix. Edit: Really enjoyed this one...

That'll teach me to be an asshole about grammar before learning how to use commas. In all honesty, I just stick them in any which way but loose, and hope that nobody notices. It's how I approach lots of things, actually Like vaginas lol i wish

Well, if we're putting our pedantic pants on, I'd like to point out that it should probably be "A Ubisoft game", rather than "An Ubisoft game". Brb, drinking bleach.

So presumably everyone stays away from Bethesda in the locker room.

Auckland - Superb Mathematical Education Seriously, it's great. I was top of my class and everything.

I refused to touch Dragon Age 2 with a ten foot pole. Instead, I picked it up with my hands, put it in my PC, and played it to completion. Wasn't bad, actually. 8/10

I'm not really sure why it happens, but I know I get prudish if I spend too long in the bathtub. Maybe America needs to take more showers.

I remember in 2012 there was a group of people at my University who, for about a month, spent their valuable free time warning passersby of the coming Rapture that was definitely coming. I wonder if the same thing will happen. Coming. Lol

This thread triggered me. And by that I mean it triggered an insatiable lust, deep in my loins.

Comics and most Japan stuff. So I don't even know what a manga is. It's like a fruit though, isn't it?

Usually by putting tomato sauce on it before it goes in my mouth. 99% of food can be improved in this way. With the possible exceptions of marshmallows and, ironically, tomatoes.

Are you sure it's a whirlpool and not a shitstorm?

What on earth are you talking about? We don't need to determine anything before we start pointing fingers. I personally think they did it because the dialogue was secretly a backmasked advert for Chupa Chups, but the marketing contract suddenly expired.

I've never done it. I feel a little bit bad if I drive past them, especially if it's late at night and there aren't many cars on the road. It's possibly an irrational fear, but I'm just a little bit too scared to let one or more total strangers into my car.

I vary between skimming through the stuff that looks important and scrolling to the bottom as fast as my hot little hands will take me.