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I avoided reading the book until after I saw the movie. I tend not to enjoy a movie if I've read the book, so I wanted to be able to enjoy both. Doesn't always happen that way, but the opportunity was there. The movie was a lot of fun, hell, I saw it twice. I'm almost done with the book, so...

Well, sure, you say that now, but I'm still tossing your gibbering form in front of the murderbots to slow their advance. Just so you know.

Glad I could be of service to you. Enjoy!

I don't remember which book it was in, but in The Wheel of Time, It's been a few years since I've read it the series, but I'm fairly certain that's how it goes down.

Ah, Baron D'Holbach vs. Jean Paul Sartre. Determinism vs. Free Will. Frankly, I'm fairly certain I fall more on D'Holbach's side of the argument, because, whether you know it or not, you're a machine. A very, very complex machine, perhaps, but a machine nonetheless. You run on chemicals...

Your mind is so fragile, child. Mind broken over the knowledge of a misspelled state of being of a guy's penis? You will be among the first to fall when the murderbots take over. Also, it's because it's usually made to look very, very cool.

Brutally and senselessly. Cap'n God, in a car, with a book.

A mite off topic, but I've been listening to this and The Dead Parrot sketch for the last couple of days. Awesome.

Whatthefuckever happened to books and bikes? Playing catch in the back yard? Flying kites? Sledding down a big damn hill? It seems like these little tossers don't do any of it these days. Or, if they do, they're trussed up in so much safety equipment that all the fun is gone. I remember as a...

Funny, they haven't released anything entitled "The Black Album" that I know of...

See, the numbering of the animals let loose is an old prank, and I don't think anyone's ever actually done it. And it's gotten weak over the years. When I was in school, it was two pigs, and they were greased. Make the little fuckers hard to catch. But it was all talk. Someone did let loose a...

I've said it before and I'll say it again. He was a bad choice. So was McCain. It was a choice of who you wanted to shit on your face. Only problem with that is you're still going to have someone shit on your face. But he was the media's darling, and he was it: The Chosen One. They didn't delve...

Wow, this wasn't intended to be that heavy a thread. I feel bad for lamenting my computer after Yassen's, at the very least.

I actually just found out that I've been coming here a year now, as of today. How do I know? http://www.duelinganalogs.com/comic/2008/04/03/zero-punctuation-multiple-puncture-wounds/ Because I didn't get the context of that comic. Been here ever since, although I didn't join until, well...

Ok, so the whole night wasn't crappy. It was pretty good, actually. Spent the afternoon and all night at my friend's house configuring add ons for WoW, since I just got it. Had delicious Thai (beef goy see me, mild +... yumfactory). Played a bit, and leveled up, too. In fact, most of the...