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    Beamdog Boss Reveals More About Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition

    Oh, it can be done. Will it be done well? Fuck no, all you need to do is look at every lame attempt to move an RTS to the console. I've yet to see one that's worked well. This would be no different. But hey, I am (and so many others are) just some racist PC gaming master race type person...
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    Mother rapes 11 year old daughter and gets 4 years in jail

    Well, at least we can feel content knowing that if you pirate a piece of music or a movie you'll get what's coming to you. It's nice to know there's some justice in the world... </le_sarcasm_for_the_dim-witted>
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    PC gaming is dead to me now.

    Obvious troll is obvious. He posted and replied once. Hit and run troll.
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    No Windows XP Support for Just Cause 2

    No. It. Can't. Every "Install DX10 Windows XP" package I've seen has been nothing more than a wrapper that does a translation to OpenGL/DX9 functionality. Which means it's a hack and from the samples I've seen, not very good ones at that. Besides if these wrappers worked so well, why...
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    What Would Be Your Weapon Of Choice In The Zombie Apocalypse?

    A board with a nail in it.
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    Share the Song Stuck in Your Head

    I can't get this goddamn thing out of my head ever since I had to learn how to play it. Please make the voices stop
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    Antitheists and hypocrisy (SORRY FOR MAKING A RELIGION THREAD)

    If you're sorry about making the thread, then why did you bother to fucking make it in the first place? Moron.
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    Blizzard Declares LAN Will Be a "Footnote" in History

    100% of people who make these kinds of sweeping generalizations are idiots.
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    Poll: "The METI Controversy": Should Detection by an Exo Civilization Be Viewed as a Threat?

    If I were in the position of these aliens, I wouldn't even bother to call/respond. At least not as long as people on this pathetic world are still incapable of distinguishing the proper context for 'Your' and 'You're'.
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    Eidos is no more

    Tomb Raider, now with more 100% more tentacle rape.
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    Gears of War Designer: "The Future of Shooters is RPGs"

    Whether he's right or wrong on this I've learned a long time ago to dismiss anything that douchebag says. He was an idiot back in the day, and he's an idiot now. That he's still employed in the industry says a lot about the industry itself.
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    UPDATED: LucasArts Tease New Old Project

    They're partnering with Steam. http://www.lucasarts.com/company/vip/catalog/lec_backcatalog_2009.pdf From the above link:
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    The super happy thread!

    I'm only happy when other people are miserable. So with no further ado: XBox 360 > PS3
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    Things you want to bless with your genius

    I'd fix Transformers 2 by turning it into a hardcore lesbo/sex toy porno with Megan Fox and the various women in the film. Christ, she looks like a porn star and has the acting talent of one, why not just follow the most logical path? She's mostly why people went to see it. Why not give the...
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    Escape to the Movies: Transformers Revenge

    As an addendum to what I consider a fantastic rant/review by MovieBob, I give you the topless robot take on this gigantic fiasco: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php?page=1 [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php?page=1]...